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I’m sorry, but it sounds like YTA.
First off, if you don’t like the food, don’t say something, just slip it to the dog and claim it was the best you’ve ever had so they can keep bringing it to every gathering.
Second, choking is when something gets lodged in your windpipe. Your partner almost STRANGLED you to death.
I am reminded of the joke about the chihuahua that killed a Rottweiler, with the punchline being “it got stuck in its throat”.
Could this work? I animated a reddit post (ft. Internet Historian)
😂 I remember that one. The goofy animation just makes it even more funny.