• @[email protected]
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    Brutalist playground!

    Go ahead children, develop your spatial abilities in an entertaining manner, for the revolution!

  • andrew_bidlaw
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    813 hours ago

    That’s a total misrepresentation of a late soviet playground!

    Where are handles and stopper you can kill yourself with while sliding? Where’s the Hole in the end, the one you feed bad kids to (and it starts to call you ‘tovarish’ at some point)? Where’s someone’s dad (also from CheKa) who takes kids out and never returns them.

    You can do better Leutenant Squid. That’s said, I forgive you. But you’d not like to know the lenght my tolerance can go.

  • Sundray
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    814 hours ago

    Don’t worry, “exclusion zone” means zone where danger is excluded.

  • @[email protected]
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    4018 hours ago

    That unironically looks like a good time. I hate metal slides cuz they always build up a lot of static electricity and burn my ass during the summer

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      3618 hours ago

      I don’t know that you’d get much speed going down that slide. Or slide very far either.

      • @[email protected]
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        6718 hours ago

        People have forgotten the simple joy of climbing to the top of a sketchy structure and suffering major contusions and broken bones on the way down.

      • toofpic
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        1717 hours ago

        Hint: some things are intended to have ice on them. This is a kick-ass slide!

      • @21Cabbage
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        1017 hours ago

        I almost wonder if this may have been more of a winter attraction. I could definitely see rocking my snow skate in a park built like this.

      • @[email protected]
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        417 hours ago

        I feel like if they’d just maybe put a top coat of some sealer or something on it it’d work good.

    • Altima NEO
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      618 hours ago

      Yeah but concrete would just be a cheese grater on your flesh

  • AItoothbrush
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    914 hours ago

    Ahh this brings back some childhood memories. I loved framing westeners for crimes that the party committed. That was my favourite subject in school.

  • DrDominate
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    1115 hours ago

    I get it’s concrete, but you could totally polish concrete and it would make a great slide.

    • @[email protected]
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      912 hours ago

      I lived by a concrete slide that you needed cardboard to use like a sled in order to go down. Otherwise the slide would burn the everliving shit out of you if you didn’t, but damn it was fun

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      There’s a granite slide near me that they say gets faster with use, and they were correct. Fastest slide I’ve ever gone down.

      There’s something about this wide, flat concrete slide that makes me think it’s not going to work the same

  • Jesus
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    1918 hours ago

    They call the design movement Brutalism because the concrete slides brutality shred your ass.

    • @[email protected]
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      1218 hours ago

      I can see so many hours of my childhood friends and I playing army battles defending this as a fortress.

    • @21Cabbage
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      417 hours ago

      Yeah the mixed comments are interesting, one gets the impression many here only see that as a slide intended to give kids road rash and have no sense of potential in other uses.

    • @[email protected]
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      2218 hours ago

      When you’re thinking of brutalist structures you have to keep in mind the architectural world they were coming into. How the world had rarely seen such, flat, pure surfaces. We take them for granted now, every box building ever built owes something of itself to brutalisim.

      But in the wake of WWII, I think it made a statement that things done in this building are done in a modern way. No gargoyles, no baron von-fuckpants, none of the old world trappings.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      1018 hours ago

      Maybe it’s because I grew up within walking distance of the Indiana University campus, which has a lot of brutalist architecture (for example, this is the library), but I honestly don’t mind it if it’s done well. It can just also be done really poorly.

      • @[email protected]
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        917 hours ago

        The trees help! (embedded that here:)

        Took my mind here 👇 But San Francisco’s 130 year-old de Young Museum isn’t brutalist is it?:

        I like it in any case. Doesn’t hurt that it’s one of the most renowned art museums in the country.

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          Fun fact, the library is not put together with mortar. The limestone blocks are stuck to each other with a special glue.

      • @[email protected]
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        Brutalism is mint in the first place, but it really, really gets better with age and foliage. The more moss and lichen and ivy, the better it looks