• @[email protected]
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    681 day ago

    The goodbye is because they’re about to get the best sleep of their life and wake up feeling amazing in a kinder world.

  • misterdoctor
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    281 day ago

    Missed opportunity to have the caption say “nighty night cruel world”

  • NeatoBuilds
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    1024 hours ago

    Make sure you leave the bags in for that extra dose of sweet sweet lead

        • @[email protected]
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          622 hours ago

          I was literally sipping a tea with the teabag in it and you made me take it out before doing anything else.

          • NeatoBuilds
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            621 hours ago

            haha I got all my coworkers to stop leaving their tea bags in their cups, it keeps the tea from getting bitter also

      • @[email protected]
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        523 hours ago

        There was a story that came out recently about those triangle/metallic-type tea bags are releasing tons of microplastics into your tea when the water is hot. So not exactly the ones in the photo because they’re paper, but still. Topical joke

        • The Picard ManeuverOP
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          22 hours ago

          Ok, gotcha. As someone who drinks a LOT of tea, I should probably read up on this. Thanks

          • @[email protected]
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            822 hours ago

            Elevate but still lazy mode

            TJ Homegoods should have some, $5-$10, then whatever loose leaf ya want and there’s a whole world of it!

            • @[email protected]
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              521 hours ago

              Capers and turnip greens, my favorite herbal tea.

              For real though, I should look into this. I’ve been enjoying some herbal tea at night. Mostly rooibos, but some ginger tumeric that smells like feet, but tasty feet.

        • @[email protected]
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          Wanting everyone to tiptoe around you because you can’t handle a picture on the internet, is for people who need to harden the hell up. News flash: The world doesn’t give 2 fucks about your sensitivities; and you’re crying about it on a community for humor. There is going to be jokes here that offend, I’m sure of it.

          • @[email protected]
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            523 hours ago

            The world doesn’t care about anyone’s sensitivities, correct. That’s why people should. We don’t need to treat each other as dispassionately as nature treats us.

  • @21Cabbage
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    41 day ago

    The side of my family I don’t talk to anymore likes to accuse my every action of being such things. I once took 2 regular melatonin tabs as it’d equal the same strength as the ones I’d regularly take and they staged an intervention.