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Had to check if this is The Onion. Seems like I’ll be doing that a lot more.
How will the Onion be able to make believable, funny, but fake stories that sound real enough to warrant a click anymore? We’ve been at this point for a while where the truth is about as funny as whatever the writers there could come up with.