• @[email protected]
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    76 hours ago

    Can we also fix the depression glitch where happiness points aren’t collected and your brain energy bar depleats completely with no way of regeneration without hacking the brain with 3rd party tool antidepressants.

  • @[email protected]
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    2911 hours ago

    We need to have some process engineers look at the pregnancy and birthing process, there’s much room for improvement. Maybe take a totally new approach to it, it’s just not it.

    • @[email protected]
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      510 hours ago

      Just divide at a cellular level, nature has already solved this problem! Upstart life forms these days thinking they can reinvent the wheel.

  • JackbyDev
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    2111 hours ago
    • Suffocation sensation is now tied to a lack of oxygen instead of an abundance of carbon dioxide.
  • @[email protected]
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    2313 hours ago

    I would have thought eating and breathing from the same hole would have been in this release 😞 guess I’ll just have to wait till 3.0

  • @[email protected]
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    2113 hours ago

    Add new receptors to be able to feel wetness.
    This is it cold or wet thing we have going on is just crappy design.

  • @[email protected]
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    1212 hours ago

    I’d like to request a bug fix: Eyelashes falling into eyeball. Need to fix the physics so they probably spring away or wash out easier.

  • Majorllama
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    12019 hours ago

    They are forgetting that TERRIBLE design choice where if you accidentally bite the inside of your cheek it swells up making it easier to bite it on accident again and again.

  • @[email protected]
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    812 hours ago

    Am I weird in that I actually like the hypnic jerk feeling? It doesnt happen often to me, maybe once every few months. I also like bedspins, used to get them every night as a child/teen. though they rarely happen anymore. It was like my own personal rollercoaster ride!

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    I’d like someone to at least look into the whole ADHD thing. It’s been going on for some time now without any word on why it’s there, or what it’s for- and aside from funny and relatable memes, it’s yet to provide any positive results.

    • Mike D.
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      1012 hours ago

      I’d like to add depression and anxiety to fixing ADHD as an individual can exhibit all three.

      This can be split into several patches if necessary.

      • @[email protected]
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        311 hours ago

        Absolutely! I just figured that for many, addressing the one will help the others, but yeah… they are their own bugs unto themselves for a lot of people.

  • moonlight
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    • separated genetalia from waste systems

    • removed body hair and baldness

    • fixed acne glitch

    • added ability to change biological sex, with default neutral configuration

    • rerouted laryngeal nerve

    • uterus lining is now reabsorbed automatically

    • reinforced spine and knees

    • simplified foot structure

    • adjusted mental pathways to better adapt to modern environment

    • Lena
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      1617 hours ago

      added ability to change biological sex

      PLEASE

    • @[email protected]
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      2018 hours ago

      i’m not sure i want to know what the first point would look like, moving either the genitals or the anus sounds horrifying, and i especially don’t want to imagine where penis wielders would urinate or ejaculate from if those functions are separated…

      …perhaps we’d do like octopi, reach under and fetch a sperm package that we present instead of a wedding ring? Or maybe let’s just leave it like it is and not create horrors.

    • @RedditRefugee69
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      Reabsorption of uterine lining is called being “in heat” in dogs and cats. It’s quite common in the animal world, and it makes all the males very rapey.

      One of the prevailing theories about why humans pair bond is our males can’t tell when our females are ovulating/menstruating so it’s advantageous to be kinder and stick around for more sex.

      TL;DR: I think that’s not a great idea.

  • @[email protected]
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    813 hours ago

    You say that now but wait till you’re sleeping in a tree (to escape the dinosaurs) and start to fall and there’s nothing to wake you! Then you’ll be sorry you wished away that “glitch!”