The United States Inc. since that’s all we are anyway…
United Corp.
Whatever the Cherokee word for “stolen land” is.
Truly the English specialty: stealing stuff from other people.
What’s the only reason the pyramids are still in Egypt? They’re too big to fit in the British museum.
Too big to fit English ships you mean ;)
TwatWaffle McDunceland
Rename it to Mexico. Then the whole gulf of mexico situation is fixed.
United States of Native America
Muskland. Quickly so we can start a fight.
As Amerigo is the Italianized version of the German ‘Emmerich’, is call it like that.
Bonus is that there is a very unassuming German border town called thusly.
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OK hear me out: It should be named after the first European explorer to discover it and popularize the European expansion: Christopher Columbus.
- Like its namesake, the nation too is racist, cruel and genocidal. Even the Spanish Inquisition era Catholics were like, damn Christopher!
- Like the largest exporter of cocaíne in South America, it too is full of drugs, and its elections are the plaything of big money cartels and foreign powers.
- It was mostly settled by white people from England.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you your new nation: British Columbia.
Eagleland
I played far too much Earthbound.
Hank D. Hamburgers Electric Freedom Gun-Republic
Republucllc
The Adjacent States of Denial
Stolidus
- It sounds strong and powerful
- It’s Latin, and therefore properly awesome.
- It’s definition is: foolish, absurd, dumb, forceless, powerless
Your first it’s is correct. It is Latin.
Your second it’s should be its. The definition belongs to the word. But to be fair, I typed it correctly, and then just now had to go back and fix the autoincorrection. So that probably happened to you as well.
United mcstatesface
The Land of the Flee while you still can
Staties McStatyface
Oooh a contest to name the country, most votes wins!
I’ll set up the 1-900 number, just $10 to submit your vote.
