Really hard to sleep with you dancing like that Jesus
Jesus can be kind of spooky. I mean, from the treason part onwards, he becomes a bit weird. I guess torture and death can radically affect even the best of us.
Why does this look like the inside of a freezer?
My brain refused to see anything but a child jumping on the bed for a solid 30 seconds. Jesus.
I’m not religious but I also have nothing against people who are. But I never understood how the most popular Christian symbol is a guy being executed
It’s to honor the sacrifice made. Although in the end it wasn’t really a sacrifice, not even the prophesied three full days. Just a long weekend with the payoff being returned to godhood. What the writers should have done is made it so Jesus was still in hell being tortured for our sins until the end days. That would be more of a plotline to suggest a sacrifice.
Literally a true story. Big Jesus dying everywhere but also super hot White Bearded Jesus’ face everywhere. They sell this shit I every single fucking store all across America
My grandma had a painting of a woman playing a guitar underneath a tree by a river that gave me nightmares, idk why but that painting put the fear of god in me
Mac’s childhood was pretty fucked
Any loophole where you can make Jesus super fucking sexy so both you and your grandma can be happy with the wall candy?
But he’s already super fucking sexy…
Jesus.
I’m pretty sure they didn’t have duct tape back when the guy was crucified
Yes they did. Duct tape is famous to be made by the gauls but the Romans stole it after they found out how useful it was and that’s how they held Jesus up on the cross
