One of my favorite things to do at weddings is play “Spot the Slut”. Basically me and my wife try to find the one person who came not to celebrate the wedding, but land a hookup. Short dress, low cut vibes, drunk. What have you seen that would make you say, “Found the Slut!”?
Three groomsmen doing a mostly-naked-dance as a group. No pants (or skirts) or shirts, just tighty-whities and vapid grins. Drunk and slutty? The -ist of both. Was embarrased for the couples parents, one grandparent, and every non-visually impaired person in the room.
The server said she’d never seen anything like it. And for an itinerant (sorry, “freelance”) server THAT’S saying something.
And now I hate “You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling”.