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Fixed. Thanks for the clarification. I also thought the implied bestiality joke might get someone dragged into HR if the wrong dork happened to shoulder-surf them so thought I’d play it safe. :p
If they’re shoulder surfing while I’m at work, HR is getting involved anyway. It’s a single person bathroom stall.
Dang, you gotta worry about butthole surfers too?