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Nah can’t trust you guys last time you burnt down the white house.
… Allegedly.
No, that shit happened and might again who knows.
Oh noooooooooooooo. Lol
That’s right, we burned that shit to the ground because you wouldn’t leave us the fuck alone.
Lol cry much your tears are delicious notes of maple syrup and poutine.