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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 天前

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  • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz
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    18 天前

    Be grateful that someone thought enough about me to make me diner. And perhaps casually suggest we join a cooking class together.

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      deleted by creator

    • dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works
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      That’s not dinner, that’s a health hazard.

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    19 天前

    I legit thought those were someone’s balls

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      18 天前

      Consider seeing a doctor?

    • breecher@sh.itjust.works
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      18 天前

      Looks boiled, not raw. Still, it shouldn’t be boiled.

  • simsalabim@lemmy.world
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    18 天前

    Take the hint and start participating in housework and learn how to cook.

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      18 天前

      I mean if the other partner goes to work and the other is at home, it’s fair to expect the stay at home one to take on the burden of most housework imo.

      Full day of work and then your partner gives you shit about not cooking your own food? Fucking hell

      • Distractor@lemm.ee
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        Where do you see it stated that she doesn’t work? Maybe that’s the best she can manage after a long day of work herself

        • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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          Where did you see that she does work? We’re all going on supposition here. She doesn’t work, fair to expect housework. She also works, fair to expect sharing the housework imo

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          It’s baked in to the scenario: You get home from work. She’s already been cooking. These are the two clues you need to pay attention to.

          That implies she’s at least had some time more at home than who ever’s receiving the food.

          • Distractor@lemm.ee
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            16 天前

            Maybe she goes into work earlier than he does, maybe she works from home, maybe she does shift work. There is nothing “baked in” to this scenario.

            • MotoAsh@lemmy.world
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              You have to work with the information provided, not imagine further details. The info provided leans towards implying she stays at home.

              • Distractor@lemm.ee
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                No, your bias leans towards this. Careful, your misogyny is showing.

                • MotoAsh@lemmy.world
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                  Nope, it’s purely logic. I’m sorry you want this woman to work so bad. No one said you cannot imagine what you want, but that distinctly adds information that is not stated.

  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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    19 天前

    This is such a British photo.

    • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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      19 天前

      I agree but I don’t know what about it makes your statement true.

      • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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        It’s the complete and total lack of seasoning, apart from what appears to be pepper on the chicken. Also the fact that the concept of “crunch”, or any form of texture, seems to be a foreign concept.

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          19 天前

          As a former Brit, we like crunch in sandwiches by adding potato chips to them.

          • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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            18 天前

            You people genuinely eat like it’s the Blitz sometimes.

            • TroublesomeTalker@feddit.uk
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              18 天前

              Have you read the news lately? We’re just training for the next few years.

          • YappyMonotheist@lemmy.world
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            18 天前

            Potatoes came from Peru like 500 years ago, thank God. Brits are not alone in this tbh, have you ever seen German food? 🤷

        • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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          That makes a lot of sense. The best I could come up with was that it looks goopy.

        • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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          But Brits are famous for their fish & chips and the chips in that are crunchy

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            18 天前

            They’re usually soggy, actually

          • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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            18 天前

            They put vinegar on them sometimes.

    • GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world
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      18 天前

      Despite the fact it’s obviously American.

      • Drusas@fedia.io
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        18 天前

        You are clearly not familiar with how much Canadians are into Kraft dinner.

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    18 天前

    I haven’t had anything but meth and bud lights in days what am I gonna say? Thank you queen

    • atlien51@lemm.ee
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      18 天前

      What the fuck is your life 💀💀💀

      • burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org
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        18 天前

        I‘m literally just vibing and having good food like OP posted

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        18 天前

        IKR, bud lite?

        • hardcoreufo@lemmy.world
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          At least it wasn’t meth lite. That shit is nasty.

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    Jokes aside, it all depends on the context, what are their skills? What is the thought behind it. How much money is there around?Does it taste good?

    If you know she cooks well then this may be bad. If she is absolutely new, this may even be a sweet gesture.

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      18 天前

      dies of food poisoning

      • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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        18 天前

        Doesn’t matter, had sex.

        • And009
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          18 天前

          Ligma

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        18 天前

        Yeah that chicken is absolutely not cooked.

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    18 天前

    Thank her and tell her how much i appreciate her? Wtf else would you do?

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      18 天前

      My brother it’s raw

      • CluckN@lemmy.world
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        It’s my fault for not clarifying what, “trying it raw once” meant.

      • Croquette@sh.itjust.works
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        18 天前

        It looks more like its boiled chicken.

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          18 天前

          yes, that
          and covered with pinkish sauce sprinkled with dried herbs(i guess)

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        It’s a meal that I don’t have to cook after a hard day of work, and is most likely an expression of love. There’s nothing that tastes better than that.

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          Honesty and the ability to receive constructive criticism are pretty great things in a relationship. Since it doesn’t pass as ‘something I don’t have to cook’, I would just thank her a lot, and apologise but say I prefer it a bit more well done, and perhaps show her how I like it. Maybe mention the risks that come with undercooked chicken. I would also be infinitely grateful if she showed me nice tricks or just simply explain in detail how she would like me to do stuff for her. All kinds of stuff.

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          if your girl makes this for you, you must have a fantastic insurance policy lmao

        • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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          There’s nothing that tastes better than that.

          Lmao

        • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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          That shit took 5 mins to prepare tops. Like if someone slaved away in the kitchen and it just turns out bad that’s one thing. I can put on a brave face and appreciate the effort for that. This plate on the other hand is an insult to the chicken that died for it. Hard to imagine that someone didn’t mess it up on purpose to be honest. I wouldn’t say that of course but I wouldn’t eat it either. “I’m sorry, it just doesn’t look like something I’d like to eat. If you like it that’s great but be sure the chicken is thoroughly cooked. I’d rather make something else for myself now.” That’s what I’d like to hear in a situation like that so that’s what I’d say.

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          Didn’t know love tasted like salmonella

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      I’d probably mention how it looks raw and unappetizing, but put it in a nice constructive manner.

      Just suffering through that shit doesn’t sound like a good relationship imo

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    I know what id be doing in about 3 hours afterwards.

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    Tell her she did great, but the chicken could be cooked a bit more.

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      but that’s just color of sauce
      drumsticks are barely visible

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        Isn’t that the skin? To me they look like they were boiled.

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          You can see it spillong on that yellow sauce(jam like one on bottom) (red ellipses)
          (while only parts of skin I see are marked in green ellpses):

          drumsticks with mac'n'cheese

          there are visible ground pepper(or dried herbs) visible sprinkled on sauce
          to me that looks like Russian dressing or fry sauce

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            The effort u put into breaking it all down 😭love it

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            Man, here I thought they were a pair of animal testicles. I rather believe you instead.

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              mmm,
              white kidneys (sauteed with onions) with polenta 😋

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    you shut the fuck up, eat, and next time, you do the cooking. Your girl is not at your service.

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      …the chicken is literally raw.

      I get the “respect partners as people” angle but you have to at least look at the image and the community

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        I think it might be boiled.

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    I love the maliciously positive comments about this fake senario.

    None of you would eat the salmonella chicken, no matter how much you respect your spouse.

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    Oh no sorry babe i’m actually vegan now. What a shame.

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      Also allergic to dying of salmonella.

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    Lol. You can really tell who has and hasn’t been in a long term relationship in the comments.

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      How?

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        Just by guessing.

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    Realise that I was supposed to get groceries

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    eat out

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