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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 23 days ago

Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One

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Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 23 days ago
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WOODBINE, NJ—Saying the man’s behavior and temperament had helped him excel in a difficult environment, sources confirmed Thursday that every trait disqualifying ICE agent Jake Clements from previous jobs had made him ideal for his current role. Several reports indicated the 29-year-old high school graduate, who had been dismissed from numerous past positions in food service […]
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