• @[email protected]
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    81 year ago

    Covering sucks. Nursing is hot before you have to put a sweaty blanket on, babies want to make eye contact while they’re nursing because it’s about connection and not just nourishment and in my experience, once they’re old enough to grab the cover, they’ll just throw it off their face and expose your titty anyway.

    As it turns out, having my tits out publicly didn’t lead to complete societal collapse, no matter how much I hoped it would.

    • @[email protected]OPM
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      31 year ago

      Not to mention it’s another piece of fabric for the baby to get milk, spit and potentially vomit on…

  • chuso
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    71 year ago

    The Spanish translation doesn’t make sense, seems to be made using the worst automated translator.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        If you’re going to use Google Translate, take the text it gives you and feed it back in to see if it translates back into English correctly.

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        Google did some creative rewriting and killed half the joke. It actually says something like: “If you need mom[,] feed yourself you must. Covering! Thank you!”

        The original spanglish also has a spelling and grammar mistake: cubieta -> ‘cubierta’ (fem. part. form of “cubrirse”) which doesn’t fit at all here.

    • @[email protected]OPM
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      31 year ago

      This is an old picture, so I’m assuming it was made when translations weren’t fantastic yet.

  • @[email protected]
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    71 year ago

    Who are these people who simultaneously care about titties and also want to see less of them?

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      So I got a few reports based on this.

      In the interest of transparency - I’m leaving this up for now because it’s not illegal:

      • Sexualising the baby would be considered rule-breaking and the comment removed, but that isn’t the case here
      • Sexualising the act of breastfeeding (which some people think this comment does - but it’s not unanimous) is perhaps in poor taste, but not illegal in itself.
      • Expressing a preference for, uh, certain physical traits is fine, although that may again be viewed as creepy by some people.

      As mod, I’ll remove posts that are illegal, discriminatory or harassing, and this post doesn’t meet those criteria. Regardless, the downvotes here should be a signal that some people find this distasteful.

      Feel free to upvote/downvote this post if you agree or disagree. The decision above was made based on my own evaluation, but I’ll use the vote spread on this comment as an indicator of whether the community prefers a stricter policy.

      • Dr. Moose
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        -51 year ago

        Oh please don’t get bent out over a tittie joke lol

          • Dr. Moose
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            -61 year ago

            If that’s how you perceive the comment then you have your own problems to deal with. Peace ✌️

              • undermine
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                I thought it was funny, I saw it as: big boobs equals much milk. I normally don’t like to shame people for their sense of humor. Of course, there are some exceptions.

              • @[email protected]
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                01 year ago

                “this kid’s lucky to have a mother that’ll say ‘screw the rules, I need to take care of my kid’”

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                  It could have had that meaning had Dr. Moose not elucidated that he had made a tittie joke.

              • torafugu
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                He’s jealous that the baby gets to suck on a titty. I don’t understand why some people have that fetish.