The Grand Tour visited a rural village in Colombia and accidentally caught a man having relations with a donkey on camera!

The men in the village then say, almost all of them have had their first sex with a donkey. Jeremy clarkson expanded on this in his blog: “let me put my ass on the line and tell you that the donkey sex scene was real.”

There’s no easy way of saying this, so I’ll just jump straight in. While driving through Colombia last year, I encountered a man who was making love to a donkey. Further investigations revealed that he was not an escaped lunatic and that a lot of the men in his village do the same thing when they’re bored or lonely.

Now I know the programme that I make for Amazon is supposed to be a car show, but I thought the donkey story was interesting. So we broke out the cameras and filmed one of the men making the two-backed beast with Eeyore. And then we spoke to his mates, who were at pains to point out that they only had sex with the female donkeys, because doing it with a boy donkey would be weird, obviously.

This is the most openly I can recall anybody talking about zoophilia in something resembling a mainstream source. You basically never hear (even through a translator, and edited) the candid statements of someone who has sex with animals, talking about why they do it. For these people it’s just one part of their normal lives.