I’m pretty sure I’d know already if I was gay.
I dunno, you ever sucked a dick?
Yeah but it was attached to a woman so I’m still gay
Huh? How?
Well if a woman does sexual acts on another woman it’s considered gay
If there’s a strap on, it’s not gay. It’s just being nice.
A) it’s still very gay, I’m not doing it to be nice I’m doing it because she’s hot as fuck and I want her to fuck me B) I’ve also gone down on trans women, which is also gay of me
It’s very gay, that’s kind of the point.
I’m being playful.
Nope. Never saw the appeal.
Maybe it’s more about the taste, the texture, the subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.
I was placed in Berkeley. I’m not gay but maybe my taste in music is.
It gave me Burlington. #1 listened artist last year: The Beastie Boys. I sometimes think its less artificial intelligence and more a random number picker.
My top genre was “indie québécois” and it placed me in Québec, so it’s at least smart enough to figure that out.
Bozeman, Montana.
Fine with me, that’s where Zefram Cochrane launched the first human-built warp vessel.
Me too, and I missed that reference, shame on me. However Spotify said it was because I like both rock and blues
Now it’s head-canon that Spotify called me a Trekkie! It even fits with all the rest of you who are apparently learning you’re gay
I listen to alt rock, classic rock, blues and hip-hop. Definitely similar mixes.
This headline broke my brain. I know what Spotify is but not “Spotify Wrapped” so I kept reading it like my Spotify had wrapped something but “Place” next to it just would not compute.
Basically it’s a year in review of your Spotify listening
I was thinking that it wrapped place, but “you” did not compute.
I got Burlington! I’m not gay as far as I’m aware but whenever someone asks me what kind of music I like in the future, the answer will be “gay music”.
I was placed in Salt Lake City, Utah. I guess I’m Mormon?
You guess? Statistically, you are so Mormon, Spotify knows what kind of underwear you have on.
Helsinki, Finland.
A metalhead spotted
Do you by chance listen to a lot of death metal?
A lot yes, but more Black Metal.
My wife and I share an account. We got Cambridge. Good thing she came out as bi or else we would be having a strange conversation soon
Technically bi (though my tastes lean gay), I was put in Glasgow for listening to a lot of Steps and CHVRCHES… Given that Glasgow was on the running to host the Gay Olympics this year I guess it could be a close equivalent?
Seeing “Gay Olympics” made me go “wut?”, so of course I clicked the link, and it immediately made sense.
I’m gay and I was somewhere in Germany. Mainly due to the black metal and one American band that is insanely popular in Germany for some reason.
So much so that they recorded their live 20 year anniversary somewhere there
All of my friends who listen to sad lesbian music got Burlington or Berkley.
Which American band is that?
Yeah, I guess I could have said their name lol. Boysetsfire. I think they’re from Delaware originally. They were political melodic hardcoreish at the beginning so I still jam their first few records hard. But they have a huge following in Germany.
Provo, USA?
This guy listens to only imagine dragons and neon trees
Hey that’s what I got! But I’m admittedly a massive Taylor Swift fan.
It never gave me a city. It worked for my partner. I’m kinda pissed I wasted my time on this.
Well let’s go find out if I’m gay.
Edit: Nope, not gay unfortunately.
Yep, I got Burlington with The Mountain Goats, Fleet Foxes, and Julia Jacklin.
I’m a straight, cis guy but my friends often tell me I listen to ‘sad boi’ music so 🤷🏽.
I see the gay agenda is proceeding as planned