You heard it here, if anyone is attracted to hot blonde women such as myself, they are now gay, which means as members of the gay community, they have to support LGBTQ+ rights now.
Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
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Exactly.
Just ask Kate McKinnon.
We had a great time in “Bombshell”.
That’s cheating she was already gay
Did we ever definitively confirm whether this is actually MR? I assume not, but I’ve been wrong before.
I can 100% confirm he is the real Margot Robbie.
That’s esteemed Academy Award nominated marketing genius/Lemmy powermod/character actress Margot Robbie to you!
I’ve seen no reason to think it’s not Margot Robbie.
I mean, how could it not be? Her picture is right there and everything. Who doesn’t use real pictures of themselves on the internet?
Incidentally my surgeon still hasn’t been able to do anything about that dread growing out of my left eye. I’m thinking about dying it blue, get a whole ‘river of tears’ vibe going.
My profile picture is obviously AI generated…
I refuse to believe that’s a real thing. AI generated images? What’s next, AI therapists? Writers? Musicians? Research assistants?
Laughable.
Well, if “gay” really does mean “happy”, I wish everyone was as gay as they can be.
That’s the old meaning, would be funny if it becomes common again.
Fair enough
In my perception she’s not anywhere near to not being feminine. It’s not about muscle, it’s about emotion etc.
While some of the girls I like are a bit tomboyish.
GOT’EM!
I just see it as more people to whom I can show my wad of 100s!
“Sorry, I don’t make the rules.”
- Some guy making up arbitrary rules
“I like women that look like I can intimidate and beat them easily because I’m not really a man” - Guys that say they don’t like muscular women
I can see not being attracted to a muscular aesthetic (though I do I think the image here is a bit silly). I say that as a loser who’d let a jacked woman beat me to death with a waffle maker.
Yeah, it’s perfectly fine if that’s not your cup of tea, as long as you extend the same courtesy to everyone else
If you mean liking a certain look (identity or attraction), obviously.
If you mean personally, I will admit that I am not a cup of tea but luckily as a shut-in that is something that has never been relevant to a real scenario.
There’s a huge difference between going out of your way to announce that that’s not your type and just it not being your type. It’s similar to the difference between guys posting “no fat chicks” vs the ones who just turn down larger women and only say so when asked about it.
Guys that denigrate muscular women for their physique
Not being into a particular body type isn’t a bad thing. Looking down on someone for it is.
Ex-friend was much like that. Really tall dude, liked tiny, subservient women. One time him and his wife were over.
“I don’t allow her to wear makeup or cut her hair.”
Right in front of us all. For real. (She eventually escaped!)
And yes, I hung out with such a man. Typical, young right-winger, full of rage that the world he had seen and been promised, his grandad’s world, his dad’s world, was taken from him by “the others”.
I was slowly turning him around. And it was working! Pussed out, gave up on him. Still feel bad about it. I might have saved him but for my lack of patience and moral courage.
I was slowly turning him around. And it was working! Pussed out, gave up on him. Still feel bad about it. I might have saved him but for my lack of patience and moral courage.
Don’t blame yourself, it really takes a lot of energy and it’s not like you’re obligated to do that anyway. Besides, it could’ve never work 100% thus putting you in a kind of co-dependent relationship. Good for you to abandon toxic environment, I think.
I’m tall and muscular and like tiny women, but I also let them bully and emotionally abuse me. I don’t know what that says about me.
That you notice the flags.
Too bad red is your favourite colour.
🤷♂️
It literally is.
That you probably need a hug?
Can’t see what you’re replying to, you’re probably right, but I am going to need that in haiku form - and don’t forget the reference to the seasons.
The chill of winter
Lurks in the words of women
Cutting through muscle
Yes that’s very good, I would be pleased to have written it. Could also have used “lurks in a woman’s silence”. Now I know what the reply is to!
“My manhood rests solely on being able to beat up women”
- some loser
I just like them soft and squishy. What’s wrong with that?
I mean, I like them a touch chubby but even with that all my girlfriends could’ve beat my ass if they wanted to.
“there’s nothing hotter than a girl who could beat the shit out of you” -my high school wrestling coach
I see it.
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Why is gatekeeping straightness even such an interesting topic people fixate over so much? Contrapoints “Are Traps Gay?” video provided some quite compelling answers to that question FWIW.
The universe started from a mysterious dot, we’re apes in clothes, and one day we will all be dust. It seems weird af to devote so much energy to worrying about the rules of which genitals interlock with which.
Johnny Bravo: I’m straight, so if it makes my dick hard it’s a woman 🤟
Anyone who, unsolicitedly, provides some kind of blanket statement about what is and isn’t gay from a position of assumed authority, is gay as hell and in denial.
So you’re gay as hell?
I’ve heard it comes from WW2, there was big push of segrating women and men to push the ideal “if you’re a man you’ll fight for your country to protect your girl/mum back home”. (Yes even though many of them were just kids).
Hence why many came home with severe trauma clinging onto the ideal of “Im a guy, I must do this” and being pushed to “show no emotion and no other guy is allowed to” training from the military that got passed onto their male children.
Leading to the 90s to view LGBT quite negatively particularly in some media in things people would say.
Real talk, traps are gay. But there is nothing wrong with that so chase what ever makes you happy (and is mutually consensual.)
Guy is scared she’d pop his head with her thighs like a watermelon. Or that she’d crush his wimpy little dick with her ass-cheeks.
Or most likely he’s scared that she can lift more than him. Maybe he’s intimidated by a woman who could bench press his ass.
Stop. Please. We can only get so erect.
We must push further. For science!
Hey, me again! You’re right: we must push this!
This guy’s sexuality is so insecure, he’s scared she’s able to overpower him and pin him to the bed. He’s afraid she’ll be able to tear off his shirt and jeans with her bare hands. He’s insecure that her chiseled abs - which are rock hard yet silky smooth to the touch - will shame his flabby belly. He’s worried her erect clit will put his little pecker to shame. He’s horrified she’ll get a huge strap-on to pound his soft, delicate little ring and last so long she’ll show him up for the pathetic two-pump chump that he is!
ME WANT SNU-SNU
Please God let her pop anything of mine she wants between her thighs… Sorry were you saying something
Fellas is it gay to be attracted to a pretty blonde with an effeminate face, thick as fuck thighs and a big arse?
Normalize 👏 straight 👏 men 👏 being 👏 gay 👏 for 👏 women 👏
There is nothing gayer than a straight male.
We all in the closet straining for a peek.
Carriejune Anne Bowlby
That sounds Southern. I wonder if she has trouble meeting the right kinda mindset down there
Who asked?
I sure didn’t care and wasn’t about to ask.
edit: /woosh
'edit: /woosh" does not turn a pointless comment into a good joke.
It’s kind of old too. You can only read the same response so many times before it just becomes boring and repetitive.
It’s right on par with the classic “I bet you’re fun at parties” comments.
Who asked for YOUR opinion? Hypocrite much?
It looks as if the guy forgot to put ‘/s’, because otherwise humans, of course, have no means of detecting sarcasm, irony, jokes.
Logically continuing this thought, is it then absolutely straight for a dude to be into the most feminine twinks if being into slightly less-than-average feminine women is apparently gay?
Kind of.
“If you’re attracted to her you’re a latent homosexual” says the homosexual closeted by their own shame.
Considering a youtuber recently got his family doxxed because he made a kinda effeminate video video celebrating him liking women, I’m going to go with what I think is the best response: Yeah man, I’m a guy and I’m gay for women, go deal with that.
Wait. What happened? Any chance you could link to the video/YouTuber for context because that sounds nuts.
This is the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Y5KVtU810
It takes the rounds around Twitter from time to time. It looks like the most recent one was too much, and this was the creator’s response: https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx5iDNuTaJaug0LsupdcZn-XjbOq8IFJE4
What where people complaining about? I honestly don’t see anything wrong with what he made. An inclusive, I love all girls. What’s wrong with that?
He “sounded too gay”. I’m not kidding.
Guys I guess I’m gay but I’ve got no problem with that
But, like, why is it gay to be attracted to her?
Well I’m a woman, and I’m feeling very gay right now. And also envious
In my case, because I’m a woman. Otherwise, 🤷♀️
Because she’s trans?
No dumbass, because incels and bigots want petite little soft pillows they feel like they can control easier. They’re saying muscles = men only, not only misogynistic but homophobic too
They’re not a dumbass for having an incorrect thought. The question mark shows they weren’t sure.
It can also show incredulity. That’s the unfortunate truth of communicating on the internet, shorter statements are often vaguer as they don’t generally provide necessary context.
Maybe it was a “dumbass” of endearment.
It’s because they’re afraid of her abs…
Is she actually or is this just a guess?
That was my first thought. Sorry you’re getting downvoted by bandwagoners
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Is that a Firefly reference, specifically?
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ME a lesbian: 👁👄👁
Who is this so I can make sure to avoid her?!? Be specific!
wouldnt you like to know, weatherboy
It’s always the insecure men confessing their insecurity about muscle ladies, always
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I think the person is saying not that it’s insecure men that don’t prefer muscular women, moreso that men that feel insecure when a woman is muscular are the ones that tend to say things like “liking a muscular woman makes you homosexual”
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Guess I’m gay as fucc then cause she can step aaaaaaaall over me @.@
