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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Came prepared with the receipts

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    Yesterday I was playing CoD and a guy had his microphone on while his girlfriend was breaking up with him and he didn’t even stop playing.

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      I had a friend that would play stuff like that over his mic. Load up a juicy YouTube video with lots of drama and let everyone in the lobby think it was real. Especially if he went AFK.

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        I’ll take some solace in the fact it may have been fake. It would be pretty depressing to not even stop gaming when your gf is upset like that

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          Depressing for whom?

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            For the species.

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              Might help the species if that dude doesn’t reproduce.

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                Only if true, as we were discussing.

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          Meh, you don’t know the whole story.

          Maybe it was for the best and why stop gaming if you can’t or don’t want to change the outcome?

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          It was pretty funny tbh. He wouldn’t do it all the time, just when a lobby was kinda dead. We were young immature teenagers during the beginnings of prank culture.

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          It’s a harmless practical joke to do while gaming. I can imagine some people’s reactions are funny.

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            Not to mention they’ll play worse if they’re distracted.

            Might not work so great on team chat…

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              He would do it during halo free for all for this exact reason lol

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          I couldn’t imagine lacking this much of a sense of humor.

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          Poor imagination on you

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          I can’t imagine overthinking things this much.

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          Yes u can, don’t lie

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      Reminds me of the guy who reviewed booze on YouTube. In one video his ex-wife was packing their sht and leaving the house mid review.

      https://youtu.be/ouGLEtapOX8?si=XpmFTu_7Gciqz9VL

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        That’s what I thought of too. I heard he kept making videos, and eventually she’s back, so I guess she changed her mind and they stayed married.

        Edit: I just watched it and this is actually a different one. The one I saw was with a younger couple and he doesn’t say anything about her leaving. He just does his review and she’s in the background throwing shit around, and moving boxes.

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        That reminded me of the Unemployed Wine Guy, a somelier who started doing kind of parody reviews during the pandemic. The story advanced through each video. It was pretty fun!

        https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzC5op3vcVbLkSb1MXgJj1A

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      Yikes… That is some hardcore cringe

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