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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Came prepared with the receipts

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Came prepared with the receipts

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    i chooose to believe they are part of a production crew for an interesting new comedy that involves a lot of on screen ‘bubbled’ communication. they are just workin the material!

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      Or maybe the restaurant they’re at has quirky menus.

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      Or they’re lawyers and are preparing for a case!

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      Especially since I’m pretty sure printing text message transcriptions doesn’t actually print out a scaled-to-page high definition blue bubble.

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        whaaaaat your im client doesnt generate native vector graphics? are you a farmer??

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        But printing screenshots of text conversations would

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        You ever looked at a screenshot from an iPhone on a desktop at 100%? That shit is high res.

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        that pic is pretty blurry tbh

        and phone screens are pretty hi-res nowadays

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      I don’t think you’re far off. That’s pretty enlarged for just printing out texts.

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