F*****x, I edged so hard I chromed all over myself…
Don’t ducking stop I’m about to goooooo.
Going a bit opera the top there mate
You should try it. It makes the eventual climax just fantastic.
Seconded from a female pov too!
Good but fake, right?
https://dataconomy.com/2023/12/29/microsoft-edge-deleted-tweet-real-fake/
Absurdly long “article” and as always the answer is at the very bottom: Yes it’s fake, the Opera GX team likes to do this stuff.
Are we still doing phrasing?
This is gonna be millennials in about 10 years. Gen-Z is already making fun of millennial core.
back in my day, we had to post memes updog both ways
Pfft, millennial slang is so weird. I mean, what’s updog?
Nothing, what’s up with you? 😂
What is updog? I’m aurtistic so I missed a lot of stuff growing up being a weird self isolating nerd lol
not much dog, what’s up with you?
AND YOU GET A DOWNVOTE! AND YOU GET A DOWNVOTE! AND YOU GET A DOWNVOTE! AND YOU GET A DOWNVOTE!
I disagree completely. Millennials on average make an effort to embrace gen-z slang. And millenials actually respect the fact that new gens have new lingo. And they’re open to change. Boomers just fucking hate all newer gen lingo and think that their language is superior because boomers only care about themselves. I think millenials will continue to be flexible when it comes to adopting newer slang. Sure. Younger gens will always make fun of the olds, and that’s to be expected, and it’s understandable, but it won’t be nearly as bad as millenials making fun of their boomer parents for being completely tone deaf.
Also, what is updog?
Millennial here. I dislike gen z talk. It adds noise. Fr fr, no cap
Why use many words when few do trick.
things do seem to be getting dumber…
Congrats you’ve made it, you’re an old person now
Tell me about it. fuckin sux.
Upvoted for username.
*tips fedora
You’re not bussin’
And then there’s us Gen-X folk standing off to the side watching other generations bitch at each other because they always forget about us. Maybe we just need to be called “The Forgotten Generation”.
If you add “ing” to a noun it is the verb form. Thus using Edge is Edging
I totally already use this for work and I work in a VERY serious industry… if anything it’s catching on haha
You and your coworkers are all Edging at work?
Yeah, and we all really enjoy it. Especially when compared to googling!
So is “Edging” in this context getting really close to the search results you want but not quite there?
It’s all raging clues
Me: what is the value of pi?
Bing: 3
Me: Ooooooohhhhhh gggggoooooddddd
And using Bing is binging.
That seems accurate because using Edge makes me want to get off.
Why would I need to show you when you already spy on me?
Checkmate.
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They knew
They ran it by their burnt-out millenial wageslave, who said “sure, great, looks good.”
It’s fake, mon.
Uuuuuummmm… 👀… you sure?
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It’s text.
Unless your boss is actively reading your screen or it makes you so damn hot you can’t contain yourself, it’s safe for work.
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Hard to know for sure, with all the prudes and other misguided people around everywhere 🤷
I’ve seen people sincerely complaining about “NSFW text” before 🤦
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Poe’s Law.
Cmon its all and everywhere… nothing mstters in fediverse
🤤
You just need to know the exact right moment to pull off.
It’s a dumb, hopeful prompt, as usual for social media managers.
Tangentially, I’m not sure I get the continued Edge hate. It’s not as nice as Firefox, but I’d gladly choose Edge over Chrome when using a site that requires WebKit. It at least means tabs go to sleep, and Microsoft gets to remove Google’s tracking (and, admittedly, add their own)
(not trolling, genuinely curious) how does edge help with anything WebKit? i thought it uses Chromium under the hood too
I think you’re misinterpreting their words
Edge uses the chrome engine, they’re saying that for sites that break on a non webkit browser, they use edge before chrome
Edge and chrome are both not webkit browsers
Try saying that after the 20th time Windows pops up to “persuade” you to switch back to Edge.
I have been using edge for more it’s bing chat engine to make the ai make my fetish materials
“Cheeseburgers with large breasts, extra meaty, huge buns, wearing a strap on, lettuce hanging out the side, 8k, flash photography, Terry Richardson, Ronald McDonald”
We serve food here sir
