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Do you want piss everywhere? Because that’s how you end up with piss everywhere.
Yup, I’ll gladly piss on the smart lock that controls this bullshit. I almost pissed in a trashcan in high school in front of the whole class when a teacher wouldn’t let me go to the bathroom.
I almost had my penis out before the teacher realized I wasn’t bluffing.
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My mom’s elementary school she taught at had bathrooms in the classrooms, and they were enclosed spaces. As I got older it became harder to use because it was built for kindergartners lol
People were staring at you because the sound of piss entering the toilet was loud? Did they not know that’s how pissing works?
Only savages piss straight to the water
Show some dignity, aim at the side.
Savages … and legends
Shoutout to our resident Tim Horton’s Shit Flinger.
There will be more of that if this shitty app proliferates.
New kid’s tale: “Horton hears a Shiiii…!”
Missed the opportunity to go with ‘Horton Hears a Poo’