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FizzlePopBerryTwist@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

People are soup since they are mostly liquid with a meat base

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People are soup since they are mostly liquid with a meat base

FizzlePopBerryTwist@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works
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    Wouldn’t that be a stew since we’re also thickened with fat?

    • FizzlePopBerryTwist@lemmy.worldOP
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      Sounds like a question for Zuno-sama

  • s20@lemmy.ml
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    Nah, we’re too thick to be soup. We’re clearly stew.

    • Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world
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      Nah, we’re quite liquid on the inside. More like puff pastries.

      • s20@lemmy.ml
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        Do you mean to say that we’re all danish?

        • Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world
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          Meat danish, you may say.

  • SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world
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    Thanks, I hate it.

  • PaxSapien@lemmy.world
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    The Soylent was within us all along~

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    Are cucumbers a vegan soup?

    • lightingnerd@lemmy.world
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      A better question to ask is if a person is made entirely of what they eat, and the person only ate vegan meals, then would that person’s flesh not also be a vegan meal?

      • Airazz@lemmy.world
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        Yes, therefore steak is vegan.

        • lightingnerd@lemmy.world
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          Class, today we have learned that human steak is a healthy vegan option.

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      What about tomatoes?

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    I would say more like soup dumplings

    • Skuldug@lemmy.world
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      More like a dumpling is where I went too!

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    Mmmmm bagged is my favorite way to enjoy prion stew

  • nomecks@lemmy.world
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    I’m a blob of electric meat piloting a bone mech with meat armor

    • Donjuanme@lemmy.world
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      And a hose connecting your lips to your butthole

  • Franklin's Beard@lemmy.world
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    I can only agree lmao. I wonder what Plato would think?

  • PhantomAudio@lemm.ee
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    this is something random my wife would say to me to see my very logical brain explode

  • Atticus@lemmy.world
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    With a delicious bacteria broth

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    “How to Serve Man”

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    Uncook soup mmm

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    was this post inspired by the submarine’s implosion?

    • FizzlePopBerryTwist@lemmy.worldOP
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      No this was posted BEFORE I found out about that. Also, yikes.

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    Meh, only the crew of the Titan sub are soup at this point.

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      Eww.

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