Whether sexy or non-sexy, let us know what naughty fun you’ve been up to this past week :-)

  • @dazedandconfusedOP
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    Back in the city, and though focused on work, still got up to some naughty stuff:

    • Met up with a random desi guy near my office. We had a good chat, I rimmed him, and fucked him for a bit, though I didn’t plan to. Finished by jacking off into his hole, and he came himself right after. I dunno, probably won’t see him again. The chemistry wasn’t great.
    • I was chatting with a match on Hinge, R. He ended up finding me on Grindr lol. His apartment is close to my office so I went over. R and I have a lot in common, We mostly chatted, with a few nice gentle kissing sessions punctuating our conversation. He had his legs draped over my lap. It was so relaxed and sensual and I really enjoyed it. I was there about 1.5 hours. R and I exchanged numbers and will maybe try a more proper “date” instead of just a cuddle and a kiss. He did notice how hard I got during our goodbye kiss ;-)
    • Saturday was Naked Gaymers Night in Hoboken, hosted by a guy that runs this event monthly. 47 guys, played some video games, had some drinks and food, and did a white elephant gift exchange. Most of the guys weren’t really my type (chubs and bears), but a few were very hot. Topped a guy for a bit, couldn’t keep my hands (and mouth) off this other lean blonde, came once in one guys mouth, then once more with another guy who was squeezing my balls as we were both lying down and making out on the futon while a bunch of guys played Smash Bros in the same room :-P
      • I got really hard from my goodbye makeout session when the lean blonde was leaving, so someone was quick to get on their knees and take care of me. It made his early departure sting a little less.
      • When we went from underwear to totally naked (about an hour in) it felt so much more comfortable. I felt freed and unrestricted
      • The compliments I got were really good for me
      • Got numbers for a few of these guys so we can stay in touch and meet up
    • Sunday connected with a guy who is looking to be FWBs, so he came over and we chatted for a couple of hours. Nice guy, lean tall side/bottom. We’re open to figuring out if we can be friends and how to add the benefits in.
    • After he left I couldn’t sleep and was feeling pretty horny. Two guys invited me to their hotel room around 5am for some fun, so I went. It was weird.
      • Younger guy was smooth, and had nice muscle
      • Older guy didn’t join in, and had some kind of glass drug thing he was using. They asked if I smoked, I said no, and I don’t know what that is, they said don’t worry about it.
      • Younger guy gives a really nice BJ. We fooled around for about 50 minutes or so, with him taking poppers from time to time. It was fun to tease his hole or rim him while he worked on me.
      • Older guy comes back in the room and says it’s time to wrap it up, so I cum with the younger guy getting a good taste of my balls, it was pretty hot.
      • That was all strange enough that I’ve blocked that profile on Grindr now.
      • I got a smoked salmon, avocado, and fried egg sandwich on a bagel on the way home around 6am :-)
      • @dazedandconfusedOP
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        10 months ago

        Okay we’re picking out that detail, eh? The sandwich didn’t have them by default. And my hot take? Capers don’t belong on any sandwich because they’ll pop out and fall as soon as you start eating.

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      God, it’s these kinds of stories that make me want to explore my bisexuality. All these adventures… I’m male cis-bi but never had the chance to actually do anything with dudes.

      • Klnsfw 🏳️‍🌈
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        I took the plunge a few months ago. I’m very glad I did.

        Of course, from a sexual point of view, there are new things to discover. But the experience goes far beyond that.

        I find the sensuality between men very different, whether in the sense of touch or in the way they embrace.

        And on a more intellectual level, being with a man challenges the script of the normalized heterosexual sexual relationship. And since you have to reinvent yourself with a guy, it’s an opportunity to do so in your hetero relationships too.

        In short, if you’ve got the desire and the opportunity, don’t hesitate!

      • @dazedandconfusedOP
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        110 months ago

        Kinsfw already said everything I was going to say, so basically just a biiig +1 to his post,

        If you’re already in a monogamous LTR I do not know how to approach it, especially if you’re not out to your partner. However, you should be your full self, and even if it’s just fun, it’s fun and a new experience :-)

    • Ahornygirl
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      310 months ago

      Yay! You’ll have to tell us if you have a date with R 🙂

      Are you meeting up with Sunday guy any time soon?

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    Yay, I always enjoy reading these and now I can share too.

    Last Friday my wife and I both left our respective works early for some fun time at home.

    We both got home at the same time and pretty much headed straight to the bedroom. I was naked and in bed immediately. Usually when we have sex it’s a long slow build up of me laying beside her, caressing her curves with pillow talk while she gets warmed up. This time, as soon as she got in bed I was between her legs and kissing on her. I like nibbling on her neck and then sucking on her nipples. It’s super effective!

    All while I’m doing that up top I was slowly rubbing my cock along her slit and teasing her entrance. This never lasts longer than a few minutes before she loses it and pulls me in.

    Once I was in, it was the usual but she did let me sit up for a bit and spread her wide so I could enjoy the view. It became clear that, while everything felt great, she wasn’t going to climax with just the ins and outs and grinding.

    So vibrator to the rescue. She came while I was simultaneously thrusting, holding a vibe to her clit, sucking on a nipple and holding myself up with the remaining arm. It’s quite the balancing act.

    Once she got hers we switched to doggy so I could carress that beautiful butt while I thrusted into her. It didn’t take me long to cum like that either.

    We always cuddle for a few minutes afterwards which, sometimes, is the best part.

  • @NotNightOwls
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    Date night with my better half w/overnight hotel suite stay included 😉

    Let’s see. Drove off with wifey dressed all sexy: high black boots, and an off shoulder mindress that was to die for. I had packed some supplies beforehand: favorite vibrator, dildo, condoms (just in case), camera tripod, and a laptop.

    Stopped by the hotel to check-in right after sunset. Checked out our room: nice, ample steam shower stall, good sized tub, and plenty of mirrors everywhere ✔️ we were already taking mental note of where we were going to get frisky later that night.

    Left our room and made our second stop of the night for a couples massage. The vanilla kind, but still worth it. Funny enough, wifey commented afterwards how come I always get the sexy, young masseuse and she gets the older matrons 😉

    Watching her strip down for the massage was such a turn on. Pair that with the fact that I had some taken a couple of the 🔵 💊, I was mildly concerned about the “flip”. I don’t know you all but massages turn me on big time. Crisis averted, though. I managed to keep the erection at bay.

    By the way, awesome time getting pampered in a quiet and relaxing ambience. Highly recommend it if you are looking to do something before getting it on with your SO or date.

    Massage ✅. Off to dinner, a little salsa dancing, and a drink or two. Excellent local spot with a caribbean vibe. It was very cold over the weekend, so the place was not packed as usual. We had our full and headed back out for the hotel ready to get kinky.

    That’s when I started getting super turned out and maybe a little handsy --responsibly, while driving. I had super easy access to her bra. Her boobs were free 5 minutes into our drive. Groping them one handed, and suckling on her perky nipples at every stop light I had a chance on. PS. If we “accidentally” flashed you while you were driving around Saturday night, sorry not sorry.

    By the time we got to the hotel I was feeling like a teenager. I had such a hard on I could barley walk (🔵 💊 remember?).

    Things got interesting immediately once on the elevator. Luckily our suite was right next to them --she rushed out on the hallway, breasts hanging out, and into the room.

    We tried to slow play it a bit, knowing that we wanted to “milk” every second we had to ourselves. I setup the TV and put some porn playlists from my laptop, setup her toys on the nightstand, and opened all the black out curtains, and dimmed the lights a bit.

    All the while she went to the ladies room to touch herself up 😉 and change into something more comfortable.

    … alright so, have I gotten y’all’s attention? Should I continue?

    • @NotNightOwls
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      …we sat on the big couch in front of the TV. Some wild random, “amateur” swinger party playing. Started making out like highschool teenagers. Groping, grabbing and moaning. She whipped out her tits, and I started suckling on them. She asked if she could suck me. I didn’t say anything and just stood up, undid my belt and zipper and pull my dick on her face.

      She kneeled in front of me and started blowing my dick. I was so hard! There’s something incredibly HOT about a woman making eye contact while she’s on her knees, blowing your “brains out” of pleasure.

      I was beyond turned on. I sat her the love seat by the window, legs wide open and worked my dick into her. So hot and dripping wet 🤤

      We fucked in the love seat for a bit --30 seconda or 5 minutes, don’t know. I was ready to cum but wanted to make it last longer. Get her to cum before me at least.

      She was also super turned on. Asking me if I wanted to creampie her or maybe blow a load on her body. She missed feeling hot, sticky cum all over her she said.

      We moved back to the sofa. This time with me sitting down, she continued the blowjob she started while I fingered her pussy. My god she was super wet. Started with one finger and slowly worked another 2, then 3 in and out of her pussy until she came. She rushed to her knees again, still with my dick in her mouth and revved it up one gear.

      I was ready. I told her I wanted to cum all over her face. I stood up with her still kneeling in front me. I stroke my dick a few times and released all over her bare tits and face. A lot. She grinned from ear to ear. Cum all over her face. I rubbed it like moisturizer before collapsing on the couch myself. I was spent proper.

      We chatted a little bit afterwards before jumping in the shower together. We hit bed and fell asleep almost immediately.

      I woke up around 7am. And I was curious to watch what we had done the night before. So I grabbed my phone and started going through the photos and videos we took. I got hard immediately --point in fact, I’m getting hard right now recounting this.

      Turns out she was awake and horny, too. We reached for the “rabbit”. I was fingering her with one hand, while the other kept reaching for her breasts to squeeze them and pinch her nipples while sucking and kissing them. She was all business with the vibrator. She was done in under 5 minutes. And I was hard as a rock again.

      I turned her sideways and started fucking her from behind. Moved to mush, before pulling out and blowing another load all over her tummy, breasts, and face. Again, so much cum!

      She wasn’t done though. I asked if she wanted to give the new girth-monster dildo another go --ahe nodded. I fetched it, coated it with extra lube and handed it off to her. Sooooo hot to watch her work a dick in her pussy by herself. Even if it’s not mine. She oh’d a second time shortly after with half the dildo on her pussy and her legs crossed in pleasure.

      …well, after that we showered, packed, and checked out on the room. Had some breakfast and went back to real life. And here we are. Until the next romp 😉😜

      • @dazedandconfusedOP
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        210 months ago

        We fucked in the love seat for a bit --30 seconda or 5 minutes, don’t know. I was ready to cum but wanted to make it last longer. Get her to cum before me at least.

        This happens to me every time, I think I don’t last long but I truly have no idea how much time has passed, so I can’t really say.

        This was super hot, thank you for sharing. And damn I see some gifs/pics from both of you together – you’re both super hot :-D

  • @[email protected]
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    310 months ago

    This weekend I was really craving getting absolutely pounded so we broke out the strap on! It’s not her favorite thing in the world, and usually I’m more than happy with other ways of play, but every once in a while I just have this overwhelming need to be fucked, and fortunately she was happy to oblige! I asked her to get a little rough, and dominant is more her style so that was a lot of fun too, getting pinned and choked puts me in my happy place!

    • @dazedandconfusedOP
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      I gotta say it’s really interesting how since two women who want penetrative sex would use fingers, dildos, and strap-ons, they always have a reliable hard object to use. By contrast, I think gay men assume one of them will have a penis hard enough. That makes me wonder how much fun I could have with a guy if I used a strap on and basically never let him up, and just kept pounding him until he turns into a puddle. I don’t think bottoms are used to that.

      Sounds like you have really excellent communication in the bedroom with your gf. To get just the right level of roughness seems like it must be a delicate balance!

      • @[email protected]
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        Ooh, that’s a great point, I bet you’d get a kick out of it! I don’t know why but I always just assumed gay guys didn’t need anything like that, but there’s no reason they shouldn’t.

        We really do, she’s helped me open up so much about what I like and want, and just being comfortable talking about it openly. And roughness is kind of a big kink of mine, I’ve dabbled here and there before but mostly it’s been stuff I’ve fantasized about and seen in porn or read in erotica. Opening up to explore it more for real is really exciting for me!