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My pet name for my wife is sarcastic. Same back.
We tried the normal ones; no good.
You really call her “sarcastic” to her face?
Yeah she’s the bunny but I’m a monkey
For reasons unexplained, she loved the Monkey Man
… And his ridiculous yellow hat