The golden shower we deserve, but not the golden shower we are gonna get.
Imagine pissing coins through your urethra. Not the same, but it reminds me of this
Makes you wonder which feels less painful, the Lightning because it’s smaller or the USB-C because it’s blunter. Micro-USB gets disqualified because of the detents and I’m suddenly reminded of the wide ass 32 pin the Samsung feature phone I had in highschool used.
Idk, old printer cable fits nicely, but for when you really wanna feel something
This one?
this one.
I’d say go for lightning. The end isn’t too much sharper than usb c and it’s a decent amount smaller. Still I recommend using a lubricating gel ideally with a local anaesthetic before attempting.
Why not using just a jack, there are places to plug them even if they take it away from phones
It’s trickling down alright
So you’re saying I need a red bow tie.
Basically being a sugar baby.
Cum that sweet money coin on my arse
The oooooool dick twist!
Is he punching him in the balls or jerking him off?
Aha, so this is what they mean by “Eat the rich”
