No shit, Sherlock
You shall not pass
Fabulous!
I’m good until I run out, I guess.
Removed by mod
A little slimy and unconventional but I’m up for the challenge
Gross.
Yours would be much better
You’d be chowing on those disgusting sweet things Montrealers call bagels.
Oh hey you could monetize this too
I wonder what Only Fans’ animal policy is
I’m just confused
at least you’re decisive
HA! Mine is an acronym: not another user name.
Finally, my time to shine.
Pretty sure my time would be up.
I’d say pretty fucked, one way or another.
Neonazi skinheads have plenty of idiots to grift nowadays. Plus there’s always meth. You’ll be fine.
That is totally not the direction I was going…
I like my odds
🎵 beeee bap bap ba da bum, bee bap bap ba da bum 🎶
I have no idea why situation would cause smoking weed and having sex with sharks to be a matter of life and death but I’m incredibly curious to find out
It’s great.
It’s the choice of a new generation.
Usually I’m a “silence, brand” kind of person but the clear, vivid, outdated commercial in my head got laugh. Why am I imagining a dude in a windbreaker?
He better have the matching wind pants.
Either I’m a lawyer for warlocks making sure they don’t enter tricky contracts with devils, which I assume pays well, or I’m a lawyer and a warlock so will soon have my own TV show.
Matlock the Warlock.
Well considering I only learnt to drive automatic, it’s not looking good.
I guess eternal life through some profane kind of undead cyborg magic… Bad maybe?
Truly the best unlife.
I have food and transport, I think I’ll be ok.
