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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Alabama Supreme Court Set to Decide Constitutionality of Pulling Out

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Alabama Supreme Court Set to Decide Constitutionality of Pulling Out

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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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The Supreme Court of Alabama ruled in a groundbreaking decision that embryos are “extrauterinal children” and plans to next decide the Constitutionality of “pulling out."
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    taking notes

    Do not… cum… on the ground…

    • 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it
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      Is cumming on the bedside table alright with the Lord?

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        Just as long as you don’t use the Lord’s denture cup

      • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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        Idk but definitely not under your desk. He hates that

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        No. Only the face. Or the neck, for the holy pearly necklace.

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      So its like the lava game then. But for your dick.

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