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That’s a very nice thought that I can safely file away as “does not apply to me”.
“I wish I had his last name”
A childhood filled with being made fun of with literally every variation of that word leads me to caution you against that lol.
As a person with a name similarly close-to-dirty, you just gotta lean into it with jokes like
“Yup, I’ve got two of them, one on top of the other, that’s why it’s plural.”
Or
“Yeah Ellis Island fucked up my g.g.grandpa’s name, used to be ‘Schwanstugel.’”
Rap name: Biggie
This is same as reddit threads where they ask women what do they like about men and none of the responses resemble me.
Yeah, that would require me to interact with people.
I mean, if that’s you in your picture, I’m a fan of your beard.
Thanks!
I’m amused that your comment got downvotes. Like, why?