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TokenBoomer@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Da Future

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TokenBoomer@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • rugburn
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    May Jesus’s love fill your bosom and may your husband grab thy titty

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    Poor kid only has arm to suck on since Dad bogarted the boobage

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    “Why, Maureen… You’ve… Enhanced yourself.”

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    I wonder what enormous mass of matter brought so many natural satellites to orbit this planet? Is this temple made of plutonium?

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      I think it’s probably her gigantic honkers. Hubby can’t seem to keep his hand off

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      Don’t dead Mormons get their own planets or something like that? This family probably resurrected on a low-quality planet that has a very crowded neighborhood because they didn’t tithe enough, possibly because of the obvious cosmetic surgery decisions.

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        I’ve never quite understood, is it one planet one family or one person one planet.

        If it’s one family that bitch guns get crowded quick and you’ll be stuck with incest though from allegations of LDS members they’re already pretty ok with that.

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    Should I ignore the groping too?

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      It’s her hand she’s just holding it up cause it’s heavy.

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      Good Christian Wives don’t mind groping, they only strive to please their husbands! ☝️

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    I’ll ignore the temple, but I won’t ignore the couple dressed like a warm spring day in the snowiest mountains or pink moon

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    Removed by mod

    • HowManyNimons@lemmy.world
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      It’s all those heavenly orbs.

  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    The future is Anor Londo, apparently

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    What are all the balls in the sky?

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      Mormon reward planets, I assume.

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        For those unaware, this is not a joke

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          Sounds nuts, but I can attest. I am also an apostate.

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        They are Gold-level reward planets. You were so close to Platinum but you weren’t aggressive enough at recruiting friends and family into your downline.

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      Dunno but that family caught 2 of em in her shirt

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    I knew a girl in high school who was built like that.

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      My ex is built like that

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        Back problems

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    Damn! Boy already got some.

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    This would fit well in arethestraightsok (and arethechristiansok if there is such a thing).

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    deleted by creator

  • THCDenton@lemmy.world
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    Least depraved mormon

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