• naticus@lemmy.world
    161·
    2 年前

    Yep, been there. I go to her place, first time we ever met. Within a few minutes she makes me promise I will not be penising her. I agree because I’m only a part time dbag, not 100% a dick.

    The night gets interesting, we both drink way more than we should on a first meet, lots of handsy action and everything but the agreed upon limits of consent.

    “Why won’t you?”
    “You made me promise I wouldn’t.”
    “Please?”
    “No, but I’ll do anything else you’d like.”
    “Whhhhyyyyyy”

    This went on for hours. Never saw her again because she was apparently so upset I kept my promise, she didn’t want to see me again. It’s a weird sometimes-regret where I know I did exactly what I should have done, but had I not we both would have had more fun and maybe have had a repeat encounter.

    • Emanuel@lemmy.eco.br
      13·
      2 年前

      Regarding your regret, I know it’s not much, but this internet stranger is proud of you for sticking to your promise.

      • naticus@lemmy.world
        3·
        2 年前

        Thanks, truly appreciate that. I know it can be difficult in the heat of the moment to stick to a promise like that, and I could easily have had a moment of weakness.

        • MoebiusEnglish
          1·
          2 年前

          Bro, you are a man of your word. That shit is fucking rare these days.