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Rusty@lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world ·
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[NSFW] Kinky fucks of Lemmy, what was that one thing someone tried to do with you that you noped the fuck out of?

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[NSFW] Kinky fucks of Lemmy, what was that one thing someone tried to do with you that you noped the fuck out of?

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    She asked me to cut her with a razor, hard no from me

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      I had this same experience on a second date with someone I met on Tinder. Seemed like a real fucking quick way to get myself locked up.

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    Asked me to drug her at a bar and then take her home. I’m fine with CNC, but not out in public where no one else knows that first C is there.

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      I have no problems with CNC, but I don’t want to see your five axis mill in public

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        Watching a CNC mill grind away excess material is like porn to me. Very satisfying stuff to watch.

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          Mmmmm, throw those hot chips.

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        Why not? Assuming we’d have proper dust-catching, that is…

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    Renegotiating consent when spaced and horny.

    We planned and negotiated for a session, strictly no genital involvement agreed. When shit got intense, hot and heavy, they were very very angry with me not penising them.

    Good discussions on informed enthusiastic consent were had.

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      Penising someone is now my new favorite euphemism for sex.

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        A euphemism usually is less explicit

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      Yep, been there. I go to her place, first time we ever met. Within a few minutes she makes me promise I will not be penising her. I agree because I’m only a part time dbag, not 100% a dick.

      The night gets interesting, we both drink way more than we should on a first meet, lots of handsy action and everything but the agreed upon limits of consent.

      “Why won’t you?”
      “You made me promise I wouldn’t.”
      “Please?”
      “No, but I’ll do anything else you’d like.”
      “Whhhhyyyyyy”

      This went on for hours. Never saw her again because she was apparently so upset I kept my promise, she didn’t want to see me again. It’s a weird sometimes-regret where I know I did exactly what I should have done, but had I not we both would have had more fun and maybe have had a repeat encounter.

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        Regarding your regret, I know it’s not much, but this internet stranger is proud of you for sticking to your promise.

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          Thanks, truly appreciate that. I know it can be difficult in the heat of the moment to stick to a promise like that, and I could easily have had a moment of weakness.

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            Bro, you are a man of your word. That shit is fucking rare these days.

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      You: Sorry, Sir. As per our contract dated 14th August, 2023, paragraph 3, section 2 (b) and I quote “…no Penising, not even the tip, shall be allowed after 19.99 minutes of vigorous sex acts”. The time is now 19.995 minutes. I must advise you of the penalty clauses as listed in the Appendices I, II and IV should you persist in breaking our prior agreement. Good day, Sir!

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      I had a parallel experience, renegotiating consent using their dominant position to define boundaries.

      Nope nope nope, not how this is supposed to work.

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    Punch her in the face. Like slapping I could work up to, but she wanted me to punch her. Give her a black eye.

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    Great. The horny virgins of Reddit have made their way over.

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      Don’t worry. School should be starting up any day now.

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    deleted by creator

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    Meaningful human connection

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      Enough internet for the day. That’s gross.

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    Guy wanted me to burn him with cigarettes, but he didn’t smoke and neither do I. After spending 20 minutes looking for a convenience store that was open, the mood was kinda gone.

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      This is such a memory… I can imagine a nice and chaotic friendship after this.

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    Eating her turds

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    Dude was doing meth before a fisting session. Fuck no to that.

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      I’ve read this three times and still honestly have no idea what you’re saying and how it applies to the question.

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        • Falmarri@lemmy.worldBanned
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          No, that wasn’t the question at all… And your post had no kinks in it

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            • Falmarri@lemmy.worldBanned
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              No one was being uncivil…

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          Is the R word Rectalingus?

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      What’s the R word?

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        Carnal knowledge of another person’s body by force or without consent

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        What did you post to begin with? No judgements, just curious

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            Eh, I read it with the same meaning that you did, so it’s not just you. Hope you’re doing better nowadays!

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      Oh shit! Hello fellow Rochesterian

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    I did a couple of scenes with a friend. Turns out he wasn’t really into the sex part. Just wanted to torture someone.

    It was a few minutes into our second one when I realized I was just in for a few hours of pain again, so I called it.

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    Wow, I didn’t know I was in r/AskReddit

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      Female sex havers of lemmy, what’s something a sweaty, overweight sysadmin could do to make you date him?

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        Sex sexers of reddit what is the sexest sex you have ever sexed

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          So much sexy sex! I have sexed in numerous ways and locations, I swear it!

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        Learn how to PROPERLY eat ass

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      Oh wow a community specifically designed to be an exact copy of a specific subreddit has similar things posted to it? This is blowing my mind.

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      When you see a thread that you don’t want to participate in, move the right thumb upward in a flicking motion

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      You can take the redditor out of reddit but you can’t take the reddit out of a redditor

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