Fictional options for animated biopics, why not

  • @[email protected]
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    228 months ago

    My cat. Everyone would be played by cats. Untrained cats, just put them together in relevant places and roll camera. It’s art now.

    • @[email protected]
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      38 months ago

      I was thinking specific cats (a la Unsinkable Sam or Stationmaster Tama), but these newcomers need breakout roles too!

  • @[email protected]
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    168 months ago

    Nicolas Cage.

    Doesn’t matter that he isn’t even close to being a match, but the movie would most certainly be entertaining.

  • gregorum
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    8 months ago

    Ryan Gosling, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Timothee Chalamet. Not as one person blended together, but them having a threesome. Directed by Denis Villeneuve. Score by Vangelis.

    That’s me.

  • @[email protected]
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    118 months ago

    Me of course. I mean I already got famous for being me so clearly I would be a good fit for the role.

    • @RamblingPanda
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      78 months ago

      I had a hard time thinking of someone even remotely matching my elaborate style and high class. This is exactly it. Jack Black, messy beard, clothing that looks like he dressed in a small, completely dark closet.

  • Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.

    No similarity, but it’d be funny watching the director try to fit The Rock into a computer programming role; and also because - since it’s a movie - people would think that’s how I look.

    • Sagrotan
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      28 months ago

      Question: on what occasion in your life did you hold a helicopter with bare hands? And why?

  • @[email protected]
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    68 months ago

    Probably Keanu Reaves. We went to the same schools growing up and have similar ethnicity. I don’t actually remember him, though I must’ve passed him in the hall? He’s a few years my senior.

    • gregorum
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      68 months ago

      I’m thinking the actress for MJ in Spiderman

      do you mean Kirsten Dunst?

      • @[email protected]
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        18 months ago

        MJ is Michelle Jones-Watson played by Zendaya in the latest Spiderman films. Kirsten Dunst played Mary-Jane Watson in the Spiderman films from two decades ago, the ones with the first trailer at the World Trade Center’s Twin Towers.

        • gregorum
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          8 months ago

          They said “Spiderman” not “Spiderman: Homecoming” nor “Spiderman: Far From Home” nor “Spiderman: No Way Home”.

          And in the original Spiderman, Mary-Jane was often called MJ by Spiderman.

          Pedantic enough for you?

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    48 months ago

    I describe myself as looking like what happens when you skip character creation. I’m super average-looking and would be tough to pick from a crowd.