Imagine a perfectly spherical scientist…

Get in losers, we’re pivoting to crypto ai quantum

As an app fondler with 20 years of experience, it’s also “fuck my life”

Yeah, and a lot of the answers he gave seemed to originate from that point.

One particularly grating thing was saying that the left needs to embrace AI to fight facism because “facism embraced AI and they are doing well!” which is just so grating a conclusion to jump to.

Got to a point in this where Casey Newton enumerated his “only two sides” of AI and well, fuck Casey Newton.

So I enjoy the Garbage Day newsletter, but this episode of Panic World with Casey Newton is just painful, in the way that Casey is just spitting out unproven assertions.

This just hit my inbox (and spurred me to unsubscribe from future BuiltIn slop) and man, so tired of this sort of mindless drivel. Like companies still have trouble with basic application and management processes, but magic robot will fix? Fucking hell.

EZ is a PR person, and definitely has a PR person vibe. I don’t know what that poster’s deal is, and I would not accuse Ed of being an AI bro. That post kind of has “haters gonna hate” vibes

To be fair, you have to have a really high IQ to understand why my ouija board writing " A " " S " " S " is not an existential risk.

Pretty sure this is a sign from digital jesus to do a racism, lest the basilisk eats my tarnished soul.

AI doesn’t have to get better, we just have to get collectively worse.

Ooo, I like that.

Banner start to the next US presidency, with Wiener Von Wrong tossing a Nazi salute and the ADL papering that one over as an “awkward gesture”. 2025 is going to be great for my country.

Incidentally is “Wiener Von Wrong” or “Wernher Von Brownnose” better?

Just don’t ask it to count the number of Rs in the word ORION, as that will trigger it to turn us all into paperclips and then output the wrong answer.

Big “divorced dad looking for the toilet because he needs to take a shit one way or another, pronto” energy in this photo

The Kirkland Signature bottled-in-bond Bourbon is well worth the price. Not the best but surprisingly decent. And this concludes my shameless plug.

I remember trying to get a not-stupid description of things like AI accelerators and NPUs, if I understand correctly isn’t it mostly “processes matrices of integers in less clock cycles?”

Someone gave the Emacs psychiatrist a god complex

Fuck it, we’re going straight to Web5.

Rug micturation is the only pleasure I have left in life and I will never yield, refrain, nor cease doing it until I have shuffled off this mortal coil.

Pull a Rabbit AI and use Playwright to operate an Emacs instance running Eliza. Say that buying more infrastructure will yield better results. Pocket the money that was for supposed infrastructure investment. Profit!