Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful youāll near-instantly regret.
Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.
If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutānāpaste it into its own post ā thereās no quota for posting and the bar really isnāt that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned soo many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this.)
altman brings the orb to reddit for some reason https://www.semafor.com/article/06/20/2025/reddit-considers-iris-scanning-orb-developed-by-a-sam-altman-startup
ZITRON DROPPED (sadly, its premium)
So us sneerclubbers correctly dismissed AI 2027 as bad scifi with a forecasting model basically amounting to āline goes upā, but if you end up in any discussions with people that want more detail titotal did a really detailed breakdown of why their model is bad, even given their assumptions and trying to model āline goes upā: https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/PAYfmG2aRbdb74mEp/a-deep-critique-of-ai-2027-s-bad-timeline-models
tldr; the AI 2027 model, regardless of inputs and current state, has task time horizons basically going to infinity at some near future date because they set it up weird. Also the authors make a lot of other questionable choices and have a lot of other red flags in their modeling. And the picture they had in their fancy graphical interactive webpage for fits of the task time horizon is unrelated to the model they actually used and is missing some earlier points that make it look worse.
If the growth is superexponential, we make it so that each successive doubling takes 10% less time.
(From AI 2027, as quoted by titotal.)
This is an incredibly silly sentence and is certainly enough to determine the output of the entire model on its own. It necessarily implies that the predicted value becomes infinite in a finite amount of time, disregarding almost all other features of how it is calculated.
To elaborate, suppose we take as our ābase modelā any function f which has the property that lim_{t ā ā} f(t) = ā. Now I define the concept of āsuper-fā function by saying that each subsequent block of āvirtual timeā as seen by f, takes 10% less āreal timeā than the last. This will give us a function like g(t) = f(-log(1 - t)), obtained by inverting the exponential rate of convergence of a geometric series. Then g has a vertical asymptote to infinity regardless of what the function f is, simply because we have compressed an infinite amount of āvirtual timeā into a finite amount of āreal timeā.
titotal??? I heard they were dead! (jk. why did they stop hanging here, I forgetā¦)
We did make fun of titotal for the effort they put into meeting rationalist on their own terms and charitably addressing their arguments and you know, being an EA themselves (albeit one of the saner ones)ā¦
new rant from me about how boosters asking critics to admit that AI is āusefulā is not the win they think it is vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRcBCji6XvE audio: https://pnc.st/s/faster-and-worse/94cb1cda/useful-is-nothing
AllTrails doing their part in the war on genAI by disappearing the people who would trust genAI: https://www.nationalobserver.com/2025/06/17/news/alltrails-ai-tool-search-rescue-members
Donāt make tap the sign:
Donāt feed the bears!
My AllTrails told me bears keep eating his promptfondlers so I asked how many promptfondlers he has and he said he just goes to AllTrails and gets a new promptfondler afterwards so I said it sounds like heās just feeding promptfondlers to bears and then his parks service started crying.
Amazing. Canāt wait for the doomers to claim that somehow this has enough intent to classify as murder. I wonder if theyāll end up on one of the weirdly large number of ābad things that happen to people in the national parksā podcasts.
Darwin Award-as-a-seervice
OT: boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, thats why I listen to audiobooks on company time.
(Holy shit I should have got airpods a long time ago. But seriously, the jobs going great.)
New lucidity post: https://ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/contra-ptaceks-terrible-article-on-ai/
The author is entertaining, and if youāve not read them before their past stuff is worth a look.
looking forward to mastodon awful dot systems
New Tante piece: āChatBotā is bad design
There should be a weekly periodical called Business Idiot.
Doing some reading about the SAG-AFTRA video game voice acting strike. Anyone have details about āEthovoxā, the AI company that SAG has apparently partnered with?
Orange site being orange againā¦ āPwease donāt hurt the fascists feelings š„ŗā
Irrelevant. Please stay on topic and refrain from personal attacks.
I think if someone writes a long rant about how germany wasnāt at fault for WW2 in a COC for one of their projects, its kinda relevant.
āwe set out to make the torment nexus, but all we accomplished is making the stupid faucet and now we canāt turn it off and itās flooding the house.ā - Every AI company, probably.
Pre GPT data is going to be like the steel they fish up from before there were nuclear tests.
Alright OpenAI, listen up. Iāve got a whole 250GB hard drive from 2007 full of the Star Wars/Transformers crossover stories I wrote at the time. I promise you itās AI-free and wonāt be available to train competing models. Bidding starts at seven billion dollars. Iāll wait while you call the VCs.
Do you want shadowrunners to break into your house to steal your discs? Because this is how you get shadowrunners.
dark forest internet here we go!!!
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First confirmed openly Dark Enlightenment terrorist is a fact. (It is linked here directly to NRx, but DE is a bit broader than that, it isnāt just NRx, and his other references seem to be more garden variety neo-nazi type (not that this kind of categorizing really matters)).
his other references seem to be more garden variety neo-nazi type
Also apparently pro LGBT neo-nazis, which I refuse to believe are not a parody. See this cursed screenshot:
LGBT neo-nazis
Modern twitter is a parody of itself.
That felt as a trollish misdirection to me tbh.
Its a thing believe it or not.
One of the pedo crew to boot apparently.
They have a badge now, JFC
I misinterpreted this reply as the guy in the post being hired as a police officer. Thank god.
Nope. That would be more immediately concerning but less dumb than the reality.
Me, a Nashvillian: I would like one bonaroo please
God: sorry Iām fresh out of bonaroo, have some weird nazis instead
Easy Money Author (and former TV Star) Ben Mckenzieās new cryptoskeptic documentary is struggling to find a distributor. Admittedly, the linked article is more a review of the film than a look at the distributor angle. Still, it looks like itās telling the true story in a way that will hopefully connect with people, and it would be a real shame if it didnāt find an audience.
I might be the only person here who thinks that the upcoming quantum bubble has the potential to deliver useful things (but boring useful things, and so harder to build hype on) but stuff like this particularly irritates me:
Quantum fucking ai? Motherfucker,
- You donāt have ai, you have a chatbot
- You donāt have a quantum computer, you have a tech demo for a single chip
- Even if you had both of those things, you wouldnāt have āquantum aiā
- if you have a very specialist and probably wallet-vaporisingly expensive quantum computer, why the hell would anyone want to glue an idiot chatbot to it, instead of putting it in the hands of competent experts who could actually do useful stuff with it?
Best case scenario here is that this is how one department of Google get money out of the other bits of Google, because the internal bean counters cannot control their fiscal sphincters when someone says āaiā to them.
Quantum computing reality vs quantum computing in popculture and marketing follows precisely the same line as quantum physics reality vs popular quantum physics.
- Reality: Mostly boring multiplication of matrices, big engineering challenges, extremely interesting stuff if youāre a nerd that loves the frontiers of human knowledge
- Cranks: Literally magic, AntMan Quantummania was a documentary, give us all money
Best case scenario here is that this is how one department of Google get money out of the other bits of Google, because the internal bean counters cannot control their fiscal sphincters when someone says āaiā to them.
Thatās my hope either - every dollar spent on the technological dead-end of quantum is a dollar not spent on the planet-killing Torment Nexus of AI.