• @[email protected]
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    212 hours ago

    Alright Bessie, time for your milking.

    Takes out the milk pump, made to perfectly fit your hucow udders

      • @[email protected]
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        111 hours ago

        Undoes your cowprint bikini strap and removes it

        Easy there girl, we’ll get you sorted out.

        Gently bends you over the milking frame, and gently gives your butt a reassuring pat

        • @aubeynarf
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          What a fucking creep

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              11 hours ago

              I expected you to embarrass yourself

              LOL

              • @[email protected]
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                211 hours ago

                Mate, it’s the Internet. If you’re aren’t shitposting weird ass fetishes, getting cringy and weird, what are you doing?

                Arguing about politics and looking at cute cats?