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    Santa = Rich uncle that likes to give gifts.

    EB = Drunk uncle that tries to imitate Santa.

    “HEY KIDS! Here’s abasket of… Idunno… toysnsugarnsomestuff! I got uhh… Some… Some… Uhh… OhyeahIgoteggstoo! Iforgotwheretheywentsoyougottafindemyourself! 'Kbye!”