Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn’t know it’s fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone erased most of two letters making it impossible to read the word “fucking”. I was about to shit a brick.
The Easter Bunny is a factory farmer. Everyone thinks he’s so great, but those chickens have to lay so many eggs in the weeks leading up to Easter and it’s a great example of capitalism at its worst.
Santa = Rich uncle that likes to give gifts.
EB = Drunk uncle that tries to imitate Santa.
“HEY KIDS! Here’s abasket of… Idunno… toysnsugarnsomestuff! I got uhh… Some… Some… Uhh… OhyeahIgoteggstoo! Iforgotwheretheywentsoyougottafindemyourself! 'Kbye!”
I’m so FUCKING tired of second-hand memes pre-censored to pass another site’s algorithm.
Wouldn’t want to get demonetized on lemmy now, would we?
Blame Americans using Chinese controlled apps. Apparently you can’t cuss in China or some shit?
Let’s petition the mods to ban censoring swears
no let’s censor them instead
Fucking.
🫢
Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn’t know it’s fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone erased most of two letters making it impossible to read the word “fucking”. I was about to shit a brick.
fuck
Have you read the “shitpost” rules?
Pray tell, what fucking rule do you think the word fucking violated? Please. Help us out here.
True! This fucking shit has to st*p!!
FUCKING
FuCking
Danny Trejo is so awesome!
Whew, good thing they censored the word “fucking”, now I have no idea what the fuck that word could be.
It was “fucking.”
Did my good deed for the day…
Fuck me, why the fuck would they censor fucking “fucking,” of all fucking things?
The Easter Bunny is a factory farmer. Everyone thinks he’s so great, but those chickens have to lay so many eggs in the weeks leading up to Easter and it’s a great example of capitalism at its worst.
Cancel the Easter Bunny!
/this is satire, dummy
Removed by mod
This year the easter bunny is getting mugged for their eggs.
Idk I remember being told the Easter Bunny only came to good kids
That said, the Easter Bunny myth also got busted much earlier than Santa for me
I mean, a magical man vs a magical human-sized-rabbit… I can see why.
I read on Wikipedia that earlier tales of the Easter bunny only had it giving gifts to good kids, it might just be a regional thing now