“And before they could nail him to the cross, Jesus immediately vanished before them. All who saw this were amazed. Then a voice from the heavens, sounding as though it were the son of God spoke saying, ‘The better part of valour is discretion.’”–The Gospel According to Sir John Falstaff
It’s based on Hamlet. So Shakespeare, not the bible.
Shakespeare wasn’t one person, he was actually a collection of Bibles writing under a pseudonym
Biblically accurate Shakespeare can’t hurt you.
TO BE AFRAID OR TO BE NOT AFRAID? That is the question
Do not be afraid
Alright, be a little more afraid than that
A bunch of Bibles in a 16th century trench coat
“I’d like a cup of mead.”
“Are you 21?”
“I’m 21… Bibles.”
“And before they could nail him to the cross, Jesus immediately vanished before them. All who saw this were amazed. Then a voice from the heavens, sounding as though it were the son of God spoke saying, ‘The better part of valour is discretion.’”–The Gospel According to Sir John Falstaff
It’s based on Kimba the White Lion, which is based on Hamlet, which is based on an episode of The Office (US).
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That kolanak guy is going to be sad when he sees your username.
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Sounds like a fun story
I’m waiting for The Lion King based on Oedipus.
That would definitely require a hakuna matata attitude after Simba gouged his eyes out.