• teft
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    757 months ago

    Until you go outside and find every woodland creature in a 10 kilometer radius has dug up your front lawn looking for more bacon flavored dirt.

    • @Anyolduser
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      377 months ago

      That’s just the first step to becoming a Disney princess.

      • @[email protected]
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        77 months ago

        The next step, though, is rather… tricky. Few make it past it with their… shall we say… virtue, intact.

    • @[email protected]
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      57 months ago

      Bacon Flavored Dirt sounds like a product some scummy Kick streamer would try and peddle to his viewers.

    • Neato
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      37 months ago

      I’ve been doing this for a while and it’s literally never happened. Oil will soak into the dirt pretty quick and diffuse.

      • TWeaK
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        27 months ago

        Yeah oil soaking into dirt generally isn’t a good thing.