• Flying SquidOP
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    552 months ago

    J.D. Vance almost certainly calls it a “vanilla ice cream milkshake dessert beverage.”

    • @ReallyActuallyFrankenstein
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      2 months ago

      “I’m JD Vance and I’m running for vice president. Could I have an ice cream milkshake dessert beverage? Just whatever makes sense. What’s that flavor? Vanilla? Ok, sure, I’ll try that. I’m JD Vance.”

      • Flying SquidOP
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        242 months ago

        “How long have you worked here? Six months? Okay. How long has the cook worked here? You don’t know? Ok.”

    • Zeppo
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      42 months ago

      He probably doesn’t even know that much about it. He’d say “one of those blended frappes? A decaf diet frappercino, no coffee flavor please, ha ha…. Folks, no, it’s good! Please clap”

    • @[email protected]
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      22 months ago

      No he doesn’t. He calls it a vanilla coishion dessert prequel, and you KNOW it!

      He spills it all over the couch cushions, like every other normal, non-weird, alpha male.