I lived above a gay/trans brothel for a few years.

Amazing Christmas buffet! One year A very drunk/corrupt cop insisted on feeding me shrimp by hand… That was awkward. But the shrimp was delicious

Pretty good neighbors actually, on the whole

  • @pure_iso
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    144 days ago

    This was a number of years ago but back in college my girlfriend and I were having sex in her dorm and literally right when we finished she got a surprised knock on the door. I panicked and just pulled my pants up (it was a between classes quickie kind of thing). The knock on the door was her brother who stopped by after one of his classes for some reason or another. So I ended up chatting with her brother for a little bit while still with wearing a cum filled condom tucked inside my pants.

    • @[email protected]
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      63 days ago

      Was in a similiar situation once. And tried to stay calm while freaking out that they could smell the residue of what just happened