I heard the stress of the campaign is causing Trump to have explosive diarrhea. He can’t be interviewed because the stench causes everyone to vomit. Many such cases.

Low energy. Weird. There, I said it.

That makeup edge. See how pale he is?

Stress of such neck breaking (in another article) and hectic schedules is making Trump pooping during interviews… Ardent supporters can keep napkins and show solidarity in support of the most diplomatic, selfless and most importantly logical leader by wiping his orange brained buttocks. /s

Losing to a woman of colour should shatter his ego hard enough to send him to his grave.

At this point, the rest of the GOP is hoping for this. They’re sycophants who probably to a person don’t believe in Trump or MAGA at all, but each secretly thinks they’re the smart one who will win the game of thrones and be positioned to either manipulate Trump for their ends, take the crown, or both.

Vance, Noem, Haley, Murdoch… the list goes on, but they have all tested and repeatedly compromised every limit they have, thinking “ok, sure, he’s a dementia-addled toddler, but this is how I win and I am the smartest person.” They want to put the crown on their own head before Trump’s body is cold.

Being un-self-reflective narcissists themselves, they don’t realize that Trump is the one entirely using them, this is narcissistic sociopathic limit-pushing 101, they are not original or special freethinkers but exactly the opposite, and their compliance weakens them.

President Vance. Jesus buttfucking Christ.

Then we get JD Vance. Yuck.