I think it’s the mark of an enlightened society when a beautiful woman can make a living outside of arts, entertainment or prostitution.
Does anyone actually like disproportionate ass that’s way too big like that?
i wouldnt mind it if its natural. the issue with it being artificial would probably be the personality behind creating it than on the ass itself.
I’m ok if it’s natty.
Nah, I like realistically sized asses sitting on my face.
Yes in a fantasy kind of way I will fap to it and I would love one night with her for sure. Otherwise assuming it is a “bbl”, it would consider it a red flag for me personally. Someone that shallow and following bodyshape trends I would normally not date. It is also a disproportionately high cost thing to do for someone working as a police officer. That tells me something about their economic priorities… but she could also be running a successful onlyfans in the evenings, then it is a different story again… 🤔
Yes.
Are we just not going to talk about that dumptruck of an ass?
That’s the only thing we are going to talk about.
Three comments in, as of writing, and: yup, that’s the the only thing.
Getting people to talk about the headline is going to be really difficult, like… Damn, I wish I had some kind of metaphor or idiom for this situation
What headline?
I read the headline and understood it but once I saw the picture I got confused and couldn’t understand how teeth and testicles were relevant to that ass.
Gay guy here and I had trouble parsing the headline. I was relieved by the top comment. Phew.
Ohhhh there’s a way, there is a way!
Nailed it
Is this… real?
I’ve seen some other photos of this one cop who is not a bastard because badonkadonk of that level gets you allowances.
Obviously she’s got some kind of dysmorphia going on but her arrest photos tend to go viral for obvious reasons.
Or maybe it’s just multiple edited images? What is real anymore?
Imagine you try to do your job and internet calls you officer badonkadonk. :D
My default these days is the former boomer mindset of: “It’s online? It’s probably not real.”
It’s way better than Officer “Dee MegaDooDoo”
There’s no way that isn’t shopped. If it isn’t, what’s her insta? I’d want proof.
Found this…
https://nypost.com/2022/09/13/kardashian-cop-has-people-begging-to-be-arrested-after-viral-video/
And a couple of pictures. Yeah, seems real. I’m shocked.
Damn… I’m in awe. I’m sure someone horny enough could identify her. She’s with the police force, she was at the arrest. If you search for local articles, you could find the location, then the police station(s) involved, and scour them all to find her.
I ain’t got time for that though, nor am I horny enough.
Identify her? What the fuck is wrong with you? You’re literally suggesting a woman should be doxxed because of her looks.
Listen broski, don’t try that gaslighting shit here
You know that’s not what the person meant
“someone horny enough could identify her”
What’s your take to defend the commenter on that one?
Also that’s not what gaslighting means.
At most, I’ve misunderstood then and they haven’t clarified or edited.
She’s a public servant
Doxxed = looked up on Instagram.
She makes her photos public for everyone to see, it’s not doxxing.
Seeking someone’s irl name based on seeing them in a photo is fucked up, regardless of platform.
You’re working backwards, you seem to know this person is an influencer personality or something, and are assuming they’d therefore be fine with people seeking them out. The above comment (imo), and my comment are working from the photo only. As such, it’s fucked up.
How does she even get her pants on?
Probably like this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zGUHc4gVW4
One leg at a time, I imagine.
It seems to be her https://www.instagram.com/nadine_djelassi/
That is her, searched her name and she’s trying to be an influencer on tiktok / Instagram, but her LinkedIn came out along with the rest of her networks as police. So yeah, 100%. It also seems she’s already known (not nsfw) lol
Her insta says “entrepreneur”. Which is… interesting, given that the vast majority of civil servants are forbidden from exercising any other profession in France.
Implants my guy
Not always, I went to school with a girl like that. Some are definitely real.
It’s wild that just 25 years ago, this would not likely be the reaction.
Hemlines go up and down
Preference for badonk goes up and down
A manly penis size and high-heel height are also super culturally defined
Sacre bleu!
is it just me or is that officer looking kinda THICC
It’s not even shopped. Have a look at 0min36s : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOVz0U3U0ko&t=37
That’s just the moment where they close a door, nothing (ever) happens after, what do you mean?
Wind it back a couple seconds
Mother of god
I can’t just pretend that’s not there!
I can. It’s very doable. And I think she wouldn’t want to be sexulized all the time
We can discuss both!
Left and right, right?
Damn girl, you shit with that ass?
I’d 127 hours both my arms to suffocate in that ass
She has to pay two tickets every time she travels.
If a component of the fart is cheeks clapping, this woman is an omega level threat.
Anyway. One can shit with less.
Obligatory goku meme
Are you seeing what I am seeing 🧐 ?
Enhance
🍑
Good God!
Dentists do this in the US as well. I had one prescribe me $2000 work of work because all four quarters needed fillings according to him. He died suddenly and it took me a while to get around to finding a new one. When I eventually did, I didn’t mention the old diagnosis and the new dentist didn’t mention needing any work done.
Lesson for everyone. If a dentist prescribes a suspicious amount of work, seek a second opinion.
Every part, 100% true.
People rarely get second opinions on their teeth. In Canada most dentist will recommend fillings for cavities that do not exist, then charge it to OHIP (Ontario Health Insurance Plan).
Most of my teeth have shallow fillings as a result because my parents believed what the dentist said. Never ate candy, drank soda or pop when I was a kid.
This happened to me in the USA when I was 8-10 years old. It was a state sponsored program for low income families. They hit me with like 6 fillings I bet I didn’t need. They went to my school and parents gave permission but weren’t present so they just did what they wanted.
So now I require confirmation for all work done, x-rays and second opinions.
The fillings needed replacing over time and eventually got 5 crowns now…
Sorry to hear that, same boat as you where fillings needed to be replaced over the years, thankfully the new ones have been holding well (for now), no crown yet…
My initial dental work was some 30 years ago so they didn’t have the nice strong resin fillings of today. Shit happens. I’ll have dentures or implants eventually.
When I posted it I of course saw the ass. But I felt that the outrange of a bastard pulling teeth that were healthy was the real reason for the post. Alas I was wrong. Forget the teeth lets move right along to the ass
God damn it, getting these folks to stay on topic! It’s like pulling… How do you think she gets out of those, anyway
She probably has to do a lot of shimmying of her hips as she pushes them down. Probably takes a fair amount of pushing, so she probably makes little grunts of effort too.
There is a new Dutch renovation show that has a girl with exactly that build. She had to call another contestent info the bathroom because she couldn’t get her leggings pulled up over her ass. It’s definitely causes real problems but if it’s not a fake butt is another question.
Sauce pls 🥺
“Een Eigen Huis”
On VTMGO in belgium
The only teeth I’m interested in are my teeth biting that INSANE dumptruck.
This happened over 2 years ago. Why else would you post it now other than for dat azz?
& that too on Lemmy Shitpost
Check out that damned paddywagon though
Imagine getting busted by that cop, and looking around at the other cops going “are you serious right now”
I know what I’d want to be held against me in a court of law that’s for sure
I realize that I have some mental issues, but I’m sitting here trying to figure out even with pushing the cheeks as far apart as possible would I actually be long enough to penetrate
Would it actually matter, though? To you, I mean?
