Signature /= footer

Resist

  • @[email protected]
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    440 minutes ago

    Does that mean no-one can call him ‘President’ Trump or ‘Mr’ President any more?

  • @[email protected]
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    18 minutes ago

    Small government regulating pronouns in worker’s email signatures.

    Regulations For Thee but Not for Me

  • @[email protected]
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    174 hours ago

    Sorry to all the Blakes, Dylans, Ashleys, Francises, Shannons, Frankies, Charlies, Rorys, Blairs, Leslies, Angels, Billies, Sams, Kellys, Danas, Harleys, Adins, Caseys, and all the other non-binary/gender neutral names that I can’t think of right now.

    -signed a person with a non-binary name

  • @[email protected]
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    285 hours ago

    For the life of me, I can’t understand why they care about someone’s sexual orientation or their pronoun.

    I ran the numbers on sex changes and it’s like .001 of the population. It’s a non-issue.

    The real issues are homelessness, inequality, Internet privacy, poisons in our food and workers’ rights…

    Not fucking pronouns.

    • Rozaŭtuno
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      125 minutes ago

      They don’t care. The tactic is to have a minority that you can blame for all the bad things.

      100 years ago it was the jews secretly running the world, today it’s the evil trans people and immigrants conspiring to destroy The West™.

    • @[email protected]
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      53 hours ago

      Got to distract from the real issues somehow. Gotta keep that wealth extraction and concentrating system of exploitation alive. Can’t have the slave rising up to overthrow their masters again…

    • @[email protected]
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      175 hours ago

      For the life of me, I can’t understand why they care about someone’s sexual orientation or their pronoun.

      They don’t. It’s classic divide and conquer tactics to package up the general population into nice bite-sized chunks that they can destroy individually with minimal resistance from the others. Exact same shit is how the Nazis rose to power.

        • @[email protected]
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          64 hours ago

          “wE wOulD nEveR LEt tHAt haPpen hEre!” /headsand

          - dipshits in the US who think we’re somehow better than the average German citizen in the 1930s

  • @[email protected]
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    167 hours ago

    The communist leader of northern Venezuela is mandating how to conduct your business, how to write, how to speak.

    Party of small government, rule of law and free markets.

  • @[email protected]
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    117 hours ago

    Legal disclaimers often have pronouns, right?

    “The information contained in this email message is intended only for the personal use of the recipient(s) named above. If you are not an intended recipient of this email, you are hereby notified that any review, dissemination or copying of this email is strictly prohibited. If you received this email in error, please immediately notify me by replying to this message and then delete this email from your system.”

    Malicious compliance it and replace all of the pronouns: “The information contained in this email message is intended only for the personal use of the recipient(s) named above. If the recipient is not an intended recipient of this email, the recipient is hereby notified that any review, dissemination or copying of this email is strictly prohibited. If the recipient received this email in error, please immediately notify John Doe by replying to this message and then delete this email from the recipient’s system.”

    Fuck 'em. I’m sure with a bit of work they could come up with some stuff that renders it nearly unreadable.

    • Malgas
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      32 hours ago

      Um, I didn’t see where it said to replace pronouns with anything, only to remove them. So the correct verbiage would clearly be:

      The information contained in this email message is intended only for the personal use of the recipient(s) named above. If are not an intended recipient of this email, are hereby notified that any review, dissemination or copying of this email is strictly prohibited. If received this email in error, please immediately notify by replying to this message and then delete this email from system.

  • @[email protected]
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    8110 hours ago

    This is so stupid. I know plenty of cishet people who include their pronouns in their sig because they have a gender neutral name.

      • @[email protected]
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        13 hours ago

        Of course it’s daft to mandate what people can and can’t put in their email footers but I don’t get why people put pronouns in footers.

        I’m cis male and he/him. Others can call refer to me as it/them or she/her if they wish.

        I dislike bananas but I don’t put that in my email footer.

        I haven’t seen it in a while anyway. I thought it was a fad from the late 10s

        • nocturne
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          35 hours ago

          That is why I do it three!

          My name tag at work also has my pronouns on it.

  • ThePowerOfGeek
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    And yet again, the Tangerine Palpatine is focusing on stupid shit.

    Farmers unable to gather their harvest? The working and middle classes being squeezed into oblivion? Grocery prices skyrocketing? Unknown drones taunting our military bases? Military helicopters colliding with commercial jets?

    Nah, none of that stuff matters! Instead we just focus on fucking pronouns in emails!

    What an absolute fucking joke.

    Edit: fixed a typo.

    • @[email protected]
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      48 hours ago

      Nah, none of that stuff matters!

      No, not to him, that’s the point.

      How much more deliberate in their oppressing and exploiting do those in power need to be before people stop expecting any different?

      They’re there to serve themselves, not society

  • snooggums
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    4010 hours ago

    Does that include Mr. Mrs. and other gendered titles?

  • oleorunOPM
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    3010 hours ago

    What about the people who often have DDoD, OCIS, NCIS, CCNA, CCNP, A+, Ph.D, MA, MBA, BA, BS, K12, SCRUMDIDDLYUMPTIOUS after their names? Can we get rid of title abuse then never focus on pronouns?

    • ThePowerOfGeek
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      49 hours ago

      App can go except for “SCRUMDIDDLYUMPTIOUS”. Because that one is SCRUMDIDDLYUMPTIOUS!

    • @droporain
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      17 hours ago

      Mr,Mrs, Miss, JR, the III is dumb as fuck also.

    • IninewCrow
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      10 hours ago

      This would make a great pronoun or title attached to your name. Sign off every email with …

      John Doe
      Jesus Fucking Christ

      • @[email protected]
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        24 hours ago

        I sometimes wish I were petty enough to legally change my last name to be she-her (i don’t think that slashes are allowed?l