• @RedditRefugee69
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    11 day ago

    i DoN’t KnOw, CaN yOu?

    (ladies love it when you’re obnoxiously sassy to force them to use more specific phrasing)

    • @nerv
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      11 day ago

      Dude… you have a nasty pokey beard or one of those wiry mustaches capable of gouging an eyeball? If so, she could, but maybe she shouldn’t.

      • @RedditRefugee69
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        11 day ago

        Yeah unfortunately I’m completely covered in permanent metal spikes.

        • @nerv
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          215 hours ago

          Hair conditioner. I can’t grow a beard to save my life but those I know that can swear by it.

          • @RedditRefugee69
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            18 hours ago

            I appreciate your good advice but I was joking, inventing a scenario in which she literally could not.

            • @nerv
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              16 hours ago

              I caught the drift an took it. No harm, no foul.

              But I actually knew a few blokes that had that type of facial hair. Can you imagine that short, three days growth, but manicured to look nice? It was nicknamed the carpet burn on some circles.

              • @RedditRefugee69
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                15 hours ago

                At that point you have to invest in all sorts of shaving accessories to get that really close shave, because nobody needs rug burn on their clit or sphincter.

                • @nerv
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                  14 hours ago

                  Exactly. But I risk more than an handful of women endured it.