• @RedditRefugee69
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    11 day ago

    Yeah unfortunately I’m completely covered in permanent metal spikes.

    • @nerv
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      217 hours ago

      Hair conditioner. I can’t grow a beard to save my life but those I know that can swear by it.

      • @RedditRefugee69
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        111 hours ago

        I appreciate your good advice but I was joking, inventing a scenario in which she literally could not.

        • @nerv
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          19 hours ago

          I caught the drift an took it. No harm, no foul.

          But I actually knew a few blokes that had that type of facial hair. Can you imagine that short, three days growth, but manicured to look nice? It was nicknamed the carpet burn on some circles.

          • @RedditRefugee69
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            18 hours ago

            At that point you have to invest in all sorts of shaving accessories to get that really close shave, because nobody needs rug burn on their clit or sphincter.

            • @nerv
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              16 hours ago

              Exactly. But I risk more than an handful of women endured it.

              • @RedditRefugee69
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                15 hours ago

                I personally use one of those rotary style shavers with the three, articulating blades. You can really press hard and get a very close shave with it to where even with sandpaper stubble like mine, you’re smooth as butter.

                The disadvantage is it isn’t precise, so you’re not going to want to get close to anything complex that sticks out like genitals or a nose, but it’s plenty good enough for a jaw/chin.