• RedditRefugee69
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    3 months ago

    i DoN’t KnOw, CaN yOu?

    (ladies love it when you’re obnoxiously sassy to force them to use more specific phrasing)

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      3 months ago

      Dude… you have a nasty pokey beard or one of those wiry mustaches capable of gouging an eyeball? If so, she could, but maybe she shouldn’t.

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        3 months ago

        Yeah unfortunately I’m completely covered in permanent metal spikes.

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          3 months ago

          Hair conditioner. I can’t grow a beard to save my life but those I know that can swear by it.

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            3 months ago

            I appreciate your good advice but I was joking, inventing a scenario in which she literally could not.

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              3 months ago

              I caught the drift an took it. No harm, no foul.

              But I actually knew a few blokes that had that type of facial hair. Can you imagine that short, three days growth, but manicured to look nice? It was nicknamed the carpet burn on some circles.

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                3 months ago

                At that point you have to invest in all sorts of shaving accessories to get that really close shave, because nobody needs rug burn on their clit or sphincter.