(Shamelessly stolen from an imgur dump, but I felt like it belongs here)
Edit:
Since so many of you suggested additions, I’m just going to list them all in one place. Let’s create a community-made enzycrapedia of shit-related terms and phrases!
Transcription of the image in case the picture disappears:
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Dogshit: Very poor quality
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Bullshit: Not true
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Horseshit: Nonsense
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Apeshit: rambunctious
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Batshit: insane
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Chickenshit: coward
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Ratshit: poor quality
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No shit: obviously (also sometimes “No shit, Sherlock!” as an exclamation)
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Holy shit: mind blowing / unbelievable
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Hot shit: very good
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Dipshit: a total dumbass
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Tuff shit: take it or leave it. (correct spelling would be “tough shit”)
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Jack shit: nothing
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The shit: perfection
More shit:
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Cut the shit: knock it off.
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Are you shitting me: are you serious.
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This shit is bananas: this is crazy.
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That’s my shit: I really like that.
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I dig that shit: I love it
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Shit!: An exclamation of discontent. See also: fuck.
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I shit myself: I pooped my pants.
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Shit-Hawk: unpleasant person
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For shits and giggles: Doing something silly for no particular reason
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Shit a brick: to be scared
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Scared shitless: being really scared
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Shitstain: someone trashy or worthless
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Shit for brains: stupid
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Shit sandwich: a shitty situation
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Shithead: a shitty person
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Shithole: a shitty place
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Piece of shit: a shitty thing
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Deep shit: a meaningful revelation
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To be up shit creek (without a paddle): to be in deep trouble
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To be full of shit: constantly lying
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Shit Stirrer: someone who deliberately causes problems/arguments
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Get your shit together: to organize stuff properly (alternatively; to calm down)
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Losing your shit: freaking out
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To [do] the shit out of something: doing something in an excellent way
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I don’t give a shit: I don’t care
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When shit hits the fan: when an already bad situation suddenly becomes worse
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Shit happens: bad things happen and you can’t do anything about it
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Shit just got real: Something dangerous is happening right now
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Does a bear shit in the woods?: Isn’t it obvious?
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Eat shit: To fall on your face
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Shit-eating grin: a smug and condescending expression
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Who shit in your cereal?: Who ruined your day/mood?
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(To watch the) Shitshow: watching utter chaos unfold without intervening
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A metric shit ton: a lot
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Shit on a Shingle: a dish consisting of a cream sauce with meat in it poured over toast
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Nuttier than squirrel shit: being crazy
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Shitstorm: a stressful, chaotic situation
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You don’t know shit: you’re clueless
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Don’t shit where you eat: Don’t date a work colleague
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The shits: diarrhea
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My shit: my stuff
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Shitter: toilet
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You are shit: you’re worthless
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You are not shit: reassuring that you’re NOT worthless
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You ain’t shit: you’re worse than worthless
Thanks and credit to: Poopmeister, Wogi, protist, cloudy1999, lambchop and ToRa
This is actually very helpful for English as a second language learners.
There’s more!
Cut the shit: knock it off.
Are you shitting me: are you serious.
This shit is bananas: this is crazy.
That’s my shit: I really like that.
Shit!: An exclamation of discontent. See also: fuck.
I shit myself: I pooped my pants.
A shit in the hand is worth two in the bush: this is a joke, it doesn’t mean anything. I only include it because a guy came up to me at work and asked what it meant.- Shit a brick: to be scared
- Shitstain: someone trashy or worthless
- Shit for brains: stupid
- Shit sandwich: a shitty situation
- Shithead: a shitty person
- Shithole: a shitty place
- Piece of shit: a shitty thing
An alternative to the shithead definition: https://youtu.be/r_Ua8iOR0g8?si=RheW1AHh72mBeiLQ
It’s also a drinking game though the rules of it are lost to me as a result of only hearing them while drinking heavily.
EDIT: I remember it involves playing cards and you don’t use the king, queen, etc.
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https://youtu.be/r_Ua8iOR0g8?si=RheW1AHh72mBeiLQ
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Depending on the inflection, “that’s my shit” can also mean “those are my belongings”.
Deep shit
What about Chickenshit ii?
It’s a cash grab I’m afraid. Not as good as the original chicken shit.
it’s ratshit
I read this while taking a shit. How appropriate.
Well shit man
you’ve gotta be shitting me
This is actually from a really good Stuart Jones joke. I was cackling the first few times I heard it, definitely worth a watch:
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Good bot.
See I know a lot of people that use hot shit the opposite way, to mean it’s very bad quality.
Are they adding any modifiers to their “hot shit”? “Hot, stinkin’ pile of shit” hits different.
That’s hot garbage
It’s a bad sign when the notes screenshot looks blurry.
needs more JPEG
Knows how to spell rambunctious but has such a ruff time with tough
Ratshit also means exhausted/sick/hungover to most Australians
What about shit hawks?
They are circling, bo-bandy. Look, I’m mowing the air!
D’ya know what a shit barometer is, Bubs?
Its relative. Horse shit is gold if you have a garden, people look for it and pay for it since it creates very fertile ground.
That’s the shit. Do you have to dip a shit showel while it’s hot shit, or tuff shit works too? And what about jack shit?
Mm I can’t imagine jack shit having much nutrients for crops
Why not? It’s not elephant shit, that’s so nutritive they steal it directly from each other’s source, but aren’t jacks kind of horses? Not Holy Cow shit either, but still.
Anyone else reminded of this old George Carlin skit?
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Anyone else remember that long winded story about the Schitt family?
Literally shitpost
This is some excellent shit here!
Don’t shit where you eat: Don’t date a work colleague
