JD Vance was the thing that made the Pope finally give up on humanity.

• Just
• Die
• Vatican
• Asshole
• Now
• Cum
• Expeditiously

If he had anything to do with it he probably heated the discussion and yelled at him like a spoiled brat.

the vatican couch was plush

The pope didn’t thank him

One thing I’ve learned is never try to beat a couch fucker at his own game

Obviously Vance wanted to fuck the Papal seat. The pope tried to explain that he couldn’t just let Vance fuck the chair of St Peter. Vance did not like this answer.

He killed the pope then a couple days later started up a Muslim terror attack on Hindus so all the worlds major religions are at war

He probably didn’t even do it on purpose. But I’m sure he did it.

Homie has a problem with decency and people following the word of Jesus, despite publicly saying he is a Christian.

Obviously he was hoping to take his powers.

Rearrange the letters in J.D. Vance and you get VADJECAN

I asked ChatGPT to explain why JD Vance would kill the pope and it cited articles at me to tell me that JD Vance did not, in fact, kill the pope. I even tried to get it to doubt itself and it doubled down. If I have to live in slop world, I should at least be able to have fun with it :(

It’s a joke.

A rather bad joke, imho. I think “when they go low, we go high” is a good ideal. … however you want to interpret that phrase.

If JD Vance was actually the antichrist/satan it’s super funny we greeted his arrival by calling him a couch fucker.