I’m reasonably clever.

Most of my NSFW traits and such are unremarkable or minor inconveniences in my opinion. But then It takes all kinds to make a world so I’m sure someone considers some of it their turn-on

Sex wise? I value my lack of control, the letting go in bed. It’s funny because I have had plenty of hangups but never any problem getting off, and I know that is not always true for women. Like I don’t have to try, can’t try, can’t time it, can’t wait, am very natural with the pleasure.

Physically? I like my height, and that my boobs never got big, even when nursing, so they stayed put, didn’t fall. Like my hair too, it’s so close to what I would pick if I could have any hair type, not quite but I do feel lucky about it.

I’m stubborn in a way that can’t be compromised. The inability to listen to authority is sometimes a huge plus, and the inability to be bribed or corrupted like some people might be. I got mod, and simply didn’t care for the power, although I suspect I killed the server in my paranoia (I would be responsible for anything bad that might happen, so I dropped the banhammer often). I otherwise tried to basically befriend people, and act like a welcoming person, rather than the local sheriff.

I used to be extremely kind for ideological reasons, but that eroded away under pressure, so now I’m just irritable and aloof most of the time. I refuse to bow to peer pressure if I think something is wrong, like ableist comments, racism, and so on. If they start spouting sigma nonsense, I shut them down.

Phsycially I’m extremely durable, and streamlined. It may seem a bit weird, but I do love just looking down at myself, and marvel at the “architecture”. Though I don’t think I fit the definition of sexy, I can’t stop thinking I’m blessed in other ways. I have a lot of burst strength too. Having the waist size of a woman is uh…problematic. I have this thin hair that is actually quite neat, and then thid thick manly hair elsewhere that’s just ridicilous, and certain proof that we come from apes.

This is a trick question, right? I’m not falling for it.

NSFW-wise, I feel like I do pretty good at sex. I have a lot of 5-star reviews, but they’re all from the same person, lol

Otherwise, as a dude with a big frame, being overweight just gives me a Dad bod rather than it making me self conscious, so that’s nice.

I’m forgiving.

That seems odd but I don’t hold grudges. Life is too short for that.

I could get pissed off by a coworker or family and just let it go within a week. Usually talking it out with the person in question or someone else.

Often I address it directly or discuss with a related party. Is it just me? Am I overreacting?

In any case I feel like it’s uncommon since I often see people really dislike others and that’s just drama I don’t want to deal with personally.

The only issue I’ve recieved is some people dislike my direct nature. I don’t like games or office politics. I call shit out at work and home. Very logical approach. If someone doesn’t know something they can’t address it.

Whenever I get a new manager / superior I let them know up front. That said I also know when to keep my mouth shut to avoid problems. Usually I take down a note and converse with my boss about it if it’s above my pay grade.

Nsfw wise?

I’m a very good communicator during intimacy and/or sex. It’s kinda my thing, I’m known for it irl among people that would have reason to discuss such things about me.

Wasn’t always! I tried, largely because I was raised with a healthy dialogue about sexual matters, and the adults in my life that guided my education in that regard stressed what they thought about consent, and the goal of sex being mutual enjoyment. But in my younger days, the skills involved hadn’t had time to develop via practice.

I’m resilient

I’ve had things fall apart on me a few times now, and I’ve managed to rebuild my life and end up in a good place

I’m a few months into doing it all again, and it’s getting there. A hell of a lot of work and grief, but I’m still kicking, and life is getting back on track

I’ll start. I think I look great naked. In clothes I look like I have a normal body, but naked I have a lot of muscle definition which I think is cool.

Big schlong, mostly.