Former Austinite here. Texas doesn’t need Russian assistance for dumbfuckery.
It helps.
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What’s the end goal for Texas? Do they want like a Texas theocracy, and then what?
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It just needs a little push and validation.
Think about what a boon a Texan secession could be, though! Mass emigration of conservatives to their long-awaited anti-woke holy land! Two fewer Republican Senators and a net gain of 9 seats in the House! We’ll just have to pass a law stripping citizenship from those who willingly emigrate to T*xas so when it all comes crashing down, the pig fuckers can’t vote their way back into power.
(obviously, this is not serious, as things never work out smoothly - secession is actually a bad idea and would strand millions of Democratic voters as well as violate the territorial integrity of the Union. If conservatives want to have their own country, Russia will have them)
Texas would stagnate or crater without the enormous wealth federal defense spending brings in the form of two gigantic posts (Cavazos/bliss are ridiculously large) and dozens and dozens of other bases and ports - plus billions in defense spending on hardware produced there. Think we’ll leave the f35 line in texas? HAHAA
bell textron? rockets? spacex types and missiles of all kinds are built in texas.
I almost hope they try it just to see the FAFO but conversely there’s too many good people (and lots of great food) to be lost.
Careful, they can’t secede, but they do have the right to split into like 5 different states if I remember correctly
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They don’t stand a chance on that one. There was an ocean between the two, not a multi thousand mile border to defend.
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Irrespective, joining the USA should not be like joining the mob. If the majority of a state’s citizens want to go it alone independently then they should be allowed to do so.
the national average IQ would jump 20pts if Texas and Florida were allowed to exit.
not saying it’s a good idea but…
And a hot war on our southern border against Texas-armed Republican drug cartels who may have physical custody if not operational control of American nuclear assets.
They can fight their way out if they want but anyone who expresses a desire to secede from the union is a traitor to the United States. Point blank.
Do you know why the USSR isn’t the USSR anymore? It’s because hard right soviet partisans including Vladimir Putin overthrew their softer, less authoritarian conservatives in what was left of the Communist party.
Conservatives lost at democracy, can’t cope with reality and can’t cope with their own ineptitude either.
While I’m sure this is happening to some degree, I’m also confident they’re stupid enough to actually want this as well.
No no, trust me, if you speak to a random Texan on the street, a huge number do actually believe this. It’s a part of the great Texas Exceptionalism myth. It’s dumb as hell, but it’s true. Most of my family who still lives there believes it 150%
They wear it like a badge of (misguided) honor.
I love when they talk about how they “were an independent country before they became a state” like that makes them so superior. I always like to remind those people that they were independent because the US didn’t want them… Their first official act as a nation was to setup an embassy in DC and beg to become a state every day until it actually happened.
I feel like it’s one of those things where they’ll talk it up, but the moment you call their bluff, they’ll suddenly get cold feet.
I am authentic Texan, comrade, not here to exploit you to sow chaos on enemy country, I have best interests of our community at heart.
Go Houston Astros team of base ball! Just like you. Go Dallas Cowboy team of American feetsball!
Go Steamboat Willie of the Hollywood film industry, “choo choo”!I honestly can’t imagine why anyone on either side would want to prevent Texas from seceding tbh
- because it would involve length court battles sucking resources for generations
- It would be allowing some local government assholes a lot of power
- It would put a shitton of oil beyond the US borders
- There is zero way it would be done by a direct vote of the population including teenagers
- It would leave everyone a lot poorer.
- And it wouldn’t even achieve the goals everyone claims they want
Regardless of any other reasons, there’s no way in hell the US government would give up one of the biggest domestic sources of oil.
Can we keep Austin?
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